Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
615

Cybersalt News - July 21, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Summer is here and so is the heat for many of you in the northern hemisphere. As a bonus link, here is some heat wave humor that will hopefully keep you cool in spirit at l... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1017

Quote #1837

  "Doctrine is not just a bundle of the church's own ideas, thoughts, and dreams about God, but is a declaring of what God Himself has shown and told us." - J. I. Packer read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1127

After All, It Is Monday

I do not consider myself lazy. I think of myself as an Energy Conservative. I am saving my energy for sometime down the road when I may need it, and who knows when. This, however, is not the opinion ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3644

Self-Evident Truths about Pets

* Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. * Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1023

Honest Money

Sam and George go to the bank to cash their paychecks. After Sam cashes his check George hands the young teller his check. He moves away from the teller, counts his change, and then goes back and say... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1068

Grammar Judgment

People who do not use punctuation deserve a long sentence.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1031

One-liner #1396

Every once in a while, it never stops raining.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
643

Cybersalt News - July 18, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My adventure in self-employment continues. Twenty months into it I continue to experience a riddle I've asked many times on some days: Q: "Do you know the difference betwe... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3770

Perfect Man

After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has finally been named: MR. POTATO HEAD He's tan. He's cute. He knows the importance of accessorizing. And if he looks at another... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3237

Fishing and Sisters

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
946

Early Salesmanship

During a magazine and newspaper subscription drive, our son Philip, a paperboy, learned about good salesmanship. His supervisor had instructed the kids to maintain a positive attitude, even when turn... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1154

Quote #1836

"Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing."  - Albert Schweitzer read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1202

Flying High

Scientists studying the effects of marijuana on seabirds have left no tern unstoned.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1007

One-liner #1395

He's a specialist in everything.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
595

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. On the Cybersalt Site today, the sound of Rev. James Snyder's wife's voice replaces nighttime thunder when she discovers her car has been broken into. You can read "And The... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1192

And Then the Thunder Roared

In our house, thunder has a variety of meanings. Some not as good as others, but that is another story. Either way, I am not a fan of thunder. Recently, some heavy thunder visited our area along with... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3300

Head Check

One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her nine-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground structure and hit his head. Worried that he might have a concussion, she checked him all... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1933

Communications Skills

Do you remember back in the day, when you'd go to a store and try to explain to a sales clerk which movie you were looking for? A sign behind the counter at a video rental store: "We are sorry to re... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1263

Quote #1835

  - Joni Earikson Tada read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1079

Night Chef

A woman wakes up to find her husband cooking stir-fry in the middle of the night. "Wake up, Frank! You're sleep-wokking again!"... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
982

One-liner #1394

It will go on ad infinitum for awhile.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
561

Cybersalt News - July 11, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! So far July has been cool and even rainy at times around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I don't mind that, in fact I prefer it instead of the heat pictured on the page at:ww... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1118

Watt They Say

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2850

Lifestyle Q & A

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. S... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1288

Quote #1834

"Compassion asks us to go where it hurts, to enter into the places of pain, to share in brokenness, fear, confusion and anguish. Compassion challenges us to cry out with those in misery, to mourn wi read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1105

One-liner #1393

The bubble has burst to some extent.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3528

Car Pool Note

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2000

Change

The Amish people lead a simple life. That means no electricity. An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
564

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Today on the Cybersalt site, Rev. James Snyder prefers to do things tomorrow and that is fine with his wife as long as tomorrow is today! You can read "My Favorite Day... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1149

My Favorite Day of the Week Is Tomorrow

It was one of those weeks when the more I completed, the more I had to do. These are not my favorite kind of weeks. So frustrating. During these weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finagles... read more..