Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1112

Warm Welcome

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3152

Without Glasses

Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without y... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
419

Parenting Dilemma

Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. "Teddy," he called, "how many more times do I have I to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1461

Quote #1833

"Others." - William Booth, Founder of the Salvation Army read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1019

One-liner #1392

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
685

Cybersalt News - July 4, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and Happy 4th of July to all American Cybersaltines! For some time now I have been wanting to visit "Big Lonely Doug," a 230 foot Douglas Fir tree left standing in a clear... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6724

Stolen Truck

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The young goober rancher came running into the store and s read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1176

Quote #1832

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King, Jr. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5187

Funny Quotes

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.- Red Buttons Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a carhe sticks his h... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2184

Couples Observation

Within a year, our Young Couples Department at church had grown from one class of eight active couples to four classes with 56 active couples! On Baby Dedication Sunday that year, we had 19 babies! ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1144

One-liner #1391

You don't stand alone. I also stand alone!... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1128

Seasonal Income

If money grew on trees, in the Fall you'd really be raking it in!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
627

Cybersalt News - June 30, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Due to another error between my seat and my keyboard, last Sunday's news was repeated again in Chicken Thursday's Cybersalt Digest. Sorry about that ;-( Happy 51st birthda... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1058

Quote #1831

"The most universally awesome experience that mankind knows is to stand alone on a clear night and look at the stars." - J. I. Packer read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1186

One-liner #1390

Our product is best because all the others are average.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3770

Anniversary Card

It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office. He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2" on the card. I was thrilled with the flowers, but not so p... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1398

Prayer

Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon on the mount? Did He ever use a broadcast fax, to get His message out? Did disciples carry cell phones, as they went about? Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2031

Troublesome Primate

Question: Harangutan Answer: What is the most annoying monkey, Alex?... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2978

Saved Wish

A fellow was given a dirty old lamp for his birthday. He cleaned it up and POOF!--out popped a genie! The genie said, "I shall give you three wishes. You may have anything you like." The guy th... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
708

Cybersalt News - June 27, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been super dry at Cybersalt World Headquarters this month. No, we haven't invoked a localized prohibition. We simply have had less than a third of the usual precipit... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1100

Quote #1830

Jesus didn't say, "Follow Christians." He said, "Follow me." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1142

Boat Classification

Pirate Ship: assailing vessel.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
999

One-liner #1389

"Essentially" is essentially meaningless. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3497

Jogging Time

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. A... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1106

Child's Prayer

A good friend was waiting nearby while his young son prayed silently before going to bed. Suddenly the boy burst out laughing. "Reggie!" scolded his father, "Why are you laughing during prayer?" "Bu... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
657

Cybersalt News - June 23, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone and happy beginning of summer to everyone in the northern hemisphere. Don't worry, southerners, the sun is on its way back! Rev. James Snyder likes to keep things simple - w... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1415

Quote 1829

Heavenly Father,I may not understand how everything will work out, but I trust you. I don't see a way, but I know you will make a way. I have faith at this very moment you are touching hearts, openi read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1247

Aqua Army

Two fish in a tank: One looks at the other and says, "You man the guns. I'll drive."... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1022

One-liner #1388

On the sunny side of the street it's a little bit warmer.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1415

Whatever Happened to the Simple Things in Life?

I’m not a very complicated person. I like simple things; things nice and easy. Occasionally I will do a crossword puzzle, but beside that, I enjoy the simple life. On the other side, the Gracious Mis... read more..