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In 1978, I was ordained to the gospel ministry. To mark this special event, my parents surprised me with a new 1977 Dodge Aspen, the most spectacular present I ever received. It was white, with a red ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Spring/Fall depending on the hemisphere you live in! And the visits continue; our daughter and grandson just left after a 2-week visit and now we are enjoying a... read more..

How Not To Pass Your Driving Test Turn the radio on.  When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up... read more..

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations do not go together: A nose ring and bifocals Spiked hair and bald spots A pierced tongue and dentures Miniskirts and sup... read more..

"Be selective in your battles; sometimes peace is better than being right." - Unknown read more..

About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a school trip. Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks, I could hear them pleading with the chil... read more..

Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next morning a nicely dressed young man came to the front door. "Can you start the breakfast by seven o'clock?" ask... read more..

Tree puns: always poplar!... read more..

Even though I don't say so, I think you stink!... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I think technology and lack of sleep things have settled down here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's mailing will hopefully go out and arrive according to ... read more..

A mystery has developed within the halls of our once peaceful domicile. At first, I did not think too seriously about it. Some things, if left alone usually take care of themselves. Of course, there a... read more..

An Irishman by the name of O'Mally proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look a... read more..

The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions... read more..

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address this postcard for me? My art... read more..

"When my productivity was removed from my spirituality, I learned how beloved we are - apart from what we can do or accomplish for God." - Sarah Bessey read more..

Acupuncture is pointless.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember how I described last Wednesday was a doozy here at Cybersalt World Headquarters?  Well yesterday was another one. I'm getting old fast enough with h... read more..

My youngest son asked me how old I was. I answered, "39 and holding." He thought for a moment and then asked, "But how old would you be if you let go?"... read more..

Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally, she couldn't take it any longer, and told ... read more..

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the read more..

I was going to show you my koi pond: now I’m not so sure.... read more..

"A wise man once said nothing." - Unknown read more..

Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Did you remember to move your clocks ahead one hour - that is if you live somewhere that does that? Here in British Columbia, there is serious movement towards leaving th... read more..

Recently, I showed a home to a couple who seemed eager to check out the fantastic view from the living room. As I dramatically pulled back the drapes, the disappointed husband asked, "Where is the v... read more..

I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She laughed as she told me how she ... read more..

"The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. And the first to forget is the happiest... True story." - Unknown read more..

If I had a Delorean, I would probably only drive it from time to time.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Oh boy, was yesterday ever a doozy here at Cybersalt World Headquarters.  All is well now and the sever is working great, but let's just say I'm glad for a new day tod... read more..

Rehab is for quitters!... read more..