Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20636 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
230

One-Liner #1814

Sometimes you might feel like no one's there for you, but you know who's always there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4638

Farmer Joe & Bessie

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.  In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questio... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6267

Communist Pun

Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1685

Generations

Windsor Castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourists was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
251

Cybersalt News - March 3, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Things were already pretty crazy workwise and on top of that I help a friend move. The move itself wasn't that bad because... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
391

Making Decisions is the Hardest Part of My Life

If it were not for decisions, my life would be perfect. After all these years, I still wrestle with decision-making. I admit that I often don’t make good decisions. I'm not sure, so don't repeat this... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
281

Quote #2248

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.” ― Erma Bombeck... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
395

One-liner #1813

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4043

Dog Rules

Basic Rules for Dogs Who Have a Yard To Protect NEWSPAPERS: If you have to go to the bathroom while playing in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in the driveway every morning for... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3259

Complaint Pun

A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded. "He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1682

Progress, Inventions, Rest

The bathtub was invented in 1850. The telephone was invented in 1875. This might not seem like much, but if you had lived back then, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without being both... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
374

The Key To Life Is Forgetting The Right Things

The thing that has concerned me as I have aged was about forgetting things. How could I remember everything when I was crowding my brain with all kinds of new things? In this regard, there is no co... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
255

Cybersalt News - February 25, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today's video share is a beautiful acapella version of one of my favorite worship songs: Is He Worthy?Click Here to Watch Enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim&... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
297

Quote #2247

"What could we accomplish if we knew we could not fail?" - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
266

Dying Comeback

Thanks to Walter McLauren for this pun. Once there was an opossum named Pogo, a philosophy enthusiast, particularly drawn to existentialism. He devoured works by Jean-Paul Sartre, the mind behind "Hu... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
259

One-Liner #1812

"I would not paint my house on a Sunday - not because I am in bondage, but because I am lazy." - Fred Schmidt read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4706

Strange Exam Answers

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1717

Family Devotions Review

In our family devotions, we did a study on King Asa, out of 2 Chronicles. Later in the day, we were reviewing what we had learned. When asking my seven year-old what book in the Bible we find the sto... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
257

Cybersalt News - February 22, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is lots of news about the Cybersalt.org ministry website today. First of all, it's ugly! OK, that may not be news, but I was reminded of this fact while doing s... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3917

Diet Prayer

Lord, My soul is ripped with riotincited by my wicked diet."We Are What We Eat," said a wise old man!and, Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can. I want to rise on Judgment Day, that's plain!but at ... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
1200

Encouragement in Stereo

- photo by Susan PageEncouragement: giving hope or promise, to spur on ... to inspire with courage .. the raising of one’s confidence ... instilling life, energy, courage or vigour. Did you ever read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5943

Vulgar Parrot

So there's this fella with a parrot.  And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol.  He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.  Trouble is, the gu... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
34017

Color Pun

Teacher asked her kindergarten children to put the colors green, pink and yellow in a sentence. Jenny said her Grandmother has green, pink, and yellow colors in her garden. Jeffrey said that there a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1887

The Facts of Life

When my granddaughter, Ann, was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy. I was not aware ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
361

One-Liner #1811

It's been a strange day ... first I found a hat full of money; then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
272

Quote #2246

"No one ever said life was fair. Just eventful." - Carol Burnett read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
583

I’m Not Diabetic But I Am a Sweet Guy

Lately, I've been very tired, which has nothing at all to do with my age. Rather, it has everything to do with all these spam calls I get every day. It seems most spam calls come during lunchtime whe... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
259

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Cybersalt World Headquarters is going to be a noisy place today as Grandma Cybersalt and I, our 3 kids, their 3 spouses, and all 6 grandchildren are under one roof. That's... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
296

Quote #2245

"The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
479

One-Liner #1810

My stomach is flat ... but the "L" is silent.... read more..