Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
1778

Quote #1799

"Be much in secret prayer. Converse less with man, and more with God." - George Whitefield read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1122

Played Down

So, you bought a deck of giant novelty playing cards. Big deal!... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1114

One-liner #1357

I have a twin brother - he's identical, but I am not.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3846

Visiting Friends

Hush-A-Bye Buddy (Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby) Hush-A-Bye BuddyIn our guest roomIt's been three weeks now --Are you leaving us soon?We'll all miss your snoringAnd carrying on,But please--Won't you... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
624

Cybersalt News - February 17, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder thinks the world needs more of his friend Tom. You can read "I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-miss-my-good-friend-to... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1087

I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery

This past week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were having a conversation. Of course, it was more like a monologue, but you know how that works. We were thinking back over the years of o... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3903

Wedding Cake Verse

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads, "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear." The baker... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2432

Aging

Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old passport and the new picture to the clerk, I sighed. "I like the original better," I told her. "Trust me," she... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1254

Quote #1798

"If we don't teach our children to follow Christ, the world will teach them not to." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1193

Pulpit Grammar

A little primer for homiletics: I heard you say you speak good. I know you meant well.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1067

One-liner #1356

I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
606

Cybersalt News - February 14, 2019

Oh look, a very rare Valentine's Chicken Thursday! I realize Valentine's Day isn't always an easy day. Whether it is for you or not, give Psalm 91 a read today and try to spot the "chickenish" part t... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4092

Dog Wash

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner Mom & Pop grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4639

Tips on Love

Tips on Love ... From Those Who Should Know (All questions were answered by kids, age 5-10) What is the proper age to get married?"Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1000

Speaking of Romance

"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day. "Mmm hmm," replied Dave. "Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?" "Mmm hmm." "Do you think my lips are read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1108

Vaguelybond Heart

Valentine's Day: Have I told you lamely that I love you?... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1310

Quote #1797

"The Maker of the Stars would rather die for you than live without you. That is a fact." - Max Lucado read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
983

One-liner #1355

I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
651

Cybersalt News - February 10, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! The Body of Christ closed FaceBook group is a place where we post updates and prayer requests for the refugees we are supporting in various ways.https://www.facebook.com/gr... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1232

Have Mouth, Will Stutter

I pride myself with the ability to express myself with the proper wording. I enjoy words and seeing how they relate one to another. Unfortunately, it has not always the case. I have found through the... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1069

One-liner #1354

Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3813

Freezer Order

I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals. Forget calling them "Veal Parmigiana" or "Turkey Loaf" or "Beef Pot Pie." If you look in my freezer you'll see "Whatever," "Anything," "I Do... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1028

Faithfulness Ensured

Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1581

Quote #1796

"Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1228

Renovation Reality

The plumber is at the door carrying your new kitchen faucet and basin.  Let that sink in!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
627

Cybersalt News - February 7, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We actually are getting some cold weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters so we are trying to stay all snug and warm like today's chicken. I hope you are too! Enjoy t... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4155

Pastoral Staff Prayers

The pastor of a mid-sized church decided one Monday morning that the staff would verbalize their prayers at the weekly staff meeting. He led off with, "Lord, my daughter is about to go away to college... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3460

Curve Hand

A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark, stormy night. The night dragged on without a single car going by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Su... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1170

Aging With Love

I was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When I found a prominent gray hair right at the front, I pointed to my forehead. "Have you seen t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1489

Quote #1795

"In the kingdom of God, as long as you're still fighting, you're winning. God doesn't hand out medals for performance. He hands out crowns for perseverance." - Holley Gerth read more..