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"In the kingdom of God, as long as you're still fighting, you're winning. God doesn't hand out medals for performance. He hands out crowns for perseverance." - Holley Gerth read more..

I took my memories back to the dry cleaners to have them repressed. (One Hour Service)... read more..

Descriptions: The pirate skeletons at Disneyland are very life-like.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I'm happy to announce a new way you can help refugees and persecuted Christians through Cybersalt. Most of you are familiar with the Be a Billionaire fundraiser that helps ... read more..

Managed to befriend a dolphin. We just clicked.... read more..

"May your life preach more loudly than your lips." - William Ellery Channing read more..

Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well-known Resusci manikin victim to practice. Typical of most models, this Resusci manik... read more..

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the f... read more..

Vacations mean different things to different people. For me, the vacation means I am vacating one place and going to another place to do nothing. Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and ... read more..

A small boy was pushing a gasoline-powered lawnmower down the street with a "For Sale" sign on it. A man stopped him asked if the mower would run. The boy told him it would, so the man bought it. A ... read more..

Definitions: A reactionary is a man who wants to face the past with confidence.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few weeks back I preached at the church Susan and I have been attending since I retired from local church pastoring. You can listen to "The Very Thing" at:gatewaybaptistc... read more..

We're excited to present these amazing bags, handmade by Pakistani women. Each bag is beautiful on its own, and doubly eye-catching when matched with the right dress. These traditional bags are indiv... read more..

Yesterday I saw an ad that said, Radio for sale $1 Volume stuck on full I thought, "I can't turn that down."... read more..

"Your wounds will either become walls of offense or windows of revelation depending on how you respond." - Unknown read more..

An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter,... read more..

First, eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second, the older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third, some peopl... read more..

Definitions: A university is a community in which people make a living by taking in each other's brainwashing.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! On the Cybersalt Site, this week we learn about Rev. James Snyder's mid-January New Year's Resolutions status. You can read "The End of all Nonsense and Other Practical Jok... read more..

Never trust an atom. They make up everything!... read more..

When it comes to practical jokes, Yours Truly is always on the ready. Throughout my earthly passage, I have perpetuated my share of practical jokes. I will not enumerate them here, the simple reason b... read more..

You've seen those fitness ads on TV promising amazing results from all sorts of contraptions. Well, there's no need to invest in fancy equipment. If you have (or can borrow) a dog, you have everything... read more..

A burglar who needed money to pay his income taxes decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door, he was very pleased to find a note reading, "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked... read more..

"When you say 'There's too much evil in this world', you assume there's 'good'. When you assume there's good, you assume there's such a thing as a 'moral law' on the basis of which to differentiate read more..

Definitions: Inflation is an economic device by which each man can make more than the next.... read more..

"For Jesus, there are no countries to be conquered, no ideologies to be imposed, no people to be dominated. There are only children, women and men to be loved." - Henri Nouwen read more..

Definitions Monism is the theory that anything less than everything is nothing.... read more..

A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?" "No, go right ahead," the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat and sa... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! This week we read about Rev. James Snyder's willingness to embrace a second childhood. You can read "Why Childhood is Better the Second Time Around" at:www.cybersalt.org/go... read more..

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly had the privilege of attending our youngest granddaughter's second birthday party. I wanted to go to her third birthday party but she w... read more..