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Girlfriend: "What jersey should I buy?" Boyfriend: "Buy a goalie's jersey!" Girlfriend: "Why?" Boyfriend: "So I can tell people my girlfriend is a keeper!"... read more..

A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel. The new bride is concerned and asked, "What if the place is still bugged?" The groom says, "Hmm... Good point. I'll look for a bug." He looks behind th... read more..

The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neighborhood for so... read more..

"Churches are not museums that display perfect people. They are hospitals where the wounded, hurt, injured and broken find healing." - Unknown read more..

Definitions: That is that word which should be used instead of which.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts and had settled down in their old neighborhood, are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their old scho... read more..

"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in y read more..

Pray don’t find fault with the man who limpsOr stumbles along the road,Unless you have worn the shoes that hurt,Or struggled beneath his load.There may be tacks in his shoes that hurt,Though hidden aw... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! For years, Rev. James Snyder's devotional commentaries have appeared on the Cybersalt Digest but did you know he is also an award winning author who has penned 20 books - i... read more..

Have you ever had a week where everything went exactly as planned? Neither have I. Every week I start out believing this week is going to be different from all the other weeks of my life. This week ev... read more..

Crime Beat: Man who stole idol from museum apprehended. Baal has been set at $50,000.... read more..

The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday School Picnic ... read more..

There is a story told of a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only se... read more..

Definitions A formalist is a man who can't understand a theory unless it is meaningless.... read more..

"I believe in God not because my parents told me, not because the church told me, but because I've experienced His goodness and mercy myself." - Unknown read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Schwartz and Feldman, partners in the garment industry, had just suffered through their worst season ever. Eight thousand madras sports coats were hanging on the rack unsold, and bankruptcy was loomin... read more..

As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus dr... read more..

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard. I'm sure you've all received their applications in the mail. However, I'm here to advertise a different card. You see, m... read more..

Not knowing about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' Horse.... read more..

Did you hear about the emperor penguin? He had a freezing reign.... read more..

"Worry is a conversation you have with yourself about things you cannot change. Prayer is a conversation you have with God about things He can change." - unknown read more..

An elderly lady came to see a young male doctor with her husband. After the consultation was finished, the elderly man suddenly asked the doctor for a piece of paper and a pen. Although a strange requ... read more..

Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. "The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store," she said. "Oh good," he said.... read more..

Looking back over my life I honestly can say, giving it a great deal of thought, the biggest problem I have is when I actually think. Thinking can get me into more trouble than anything else I do. Th... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! A recent call from the bank, regarding a $600 wine purchase, had Rev. James Snyder thinking two ways. You can read "I Thought but Then I Unthought" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..

"I have a great need for Christ. I have a great Christ for my need." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

My New Year's resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.... read more..

How do you defend yourself against zombie snowmen? With a thawed off shotgun.... read more..