Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3080

Attempted Homicide

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and s... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4370

Wrapping Presents With A Cat

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. 3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe. 4. Go to cupboard and read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1247

Quote #1782

  "What kind of plan ever goes this far? What kind of mercy puts itself at ours? What kind of maker walks the earth he made From a cradle to a cross And leaves an empty grave? What kind of love? read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1203

One-liners #1340

Precision is a fuzzy concept.... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
1524

Christmas To-Do List

1. Buy Presents  Be Present 2. Wrap Gifts  Someone in a Hug 3. Send Gifts Peace 4. Shop for Food - Donate Food 5. Make Cookies  Love 6. See the lights Be the light read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1174

Nog So Sure

Not sure if you like eggnog or not? Eggnogstic!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
615

Cybersalt News - December 16, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! A strong windstorm at Cybersalt World Headquarters has knocked the power out for me and a few thousand of my closest neighbours. Grandma Cybersalt already had the material ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2395

Meaning of Christmas

A few years ago, several churches in my town decided to celebrate the birth of Christ by putting on an interactive reenactment of Joseph and Mary's Journey to Bethlehem in one of our local parks. Wit... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4202

The Four Stages of Man

The 4 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. He looks like Santa Claus.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1338

Christmas Rental

For lease Navidad!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1184

Quote #1781

"In a daring and beautiful creative reversal, God takes the worst we can do to Him and turns it into the very best he can do for us." - Malcolm Guite read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1167

One-liner #1339

The answer is maybe, and that's final!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
563

Cybersalt News - December 13, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Two of the Body of Christ Connection refugee families, whom you have been helping Cybersalt help, have churches who are moving forward with sponsoring them to come to Canad... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2332

At Christmas

A man is at his finesttowards the finish of the year;He is almost what he should bewhen the Christmas season is here;Then he's thinking more of othersthan he's thought the months before,And the laught... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4802

Talking Duck

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, "But you're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you talk!" exclaims the bar... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
3810

Sweat Her Choice

My mother once gave me two sweaters for Christmas. The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one. As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, "What's the matter? You didn't ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1062

One-liner #1338

Please - I can only ignore one thing at a time.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1495

Candy Cap

Gingerbread man limps into the doctor's office with a sore knee. The doctor looks at it and says, "Sore knee, huh. Have you tried icing it?"... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
639

Cybersalt News - December 9, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! "Hey buddy, can you spare a sermon?" Why, yes I can! I have created an archive of my sermons on a "work in progress" website. I guess that website is a lot like most of us.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2287

Quote #1780

"Look around and be distressed, look within and be depressed, look at Jesus and be at rest. When we look at Him we are victorious." - Corrie Ten Boom read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1212

Be Sure Your Grin Will Find You Out

Christmas is a wonderful time of the year and I appreciate it so very much. I recognize I’m difficult to purchase presents for because I have my books, my pens, what else do I really need? Once in a ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2211

Sunday School Christmas

A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was so excited he co... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4023

Something For Mom

The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at hi... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1089

Snowmen Should Be Seen

Snowmen are everywhere in the wintertime, but why is it that you never see snow toddlers? Because they're always having meltdowns.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1013

One-liner #1337

Just because I have nothing to say is no reason why you shouldn't listen.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2139

Quote #1779

"Worrying is carrying tomorrow's load with today's strength - carrying two days at once. It is moving into tomorrow ahead of time. Worrying does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
663

Cybersalt News - December 6, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Every now and then I ask if anyone out there is building websites with Joomla!If you are, have you entered this month's giveaway?www.basicjoomla.com/giveaways/ Enjoy the r... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2501

Christmas Love

The students were led into the room. Each class, accompanied by their teacher. Then, each group, one by one, rose to perform their song. Those in the front row - center stage - held up large letters, ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3300

Bad Excuse

(Remember, it's the PearlyGates list!) Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story this time, Harry?" his boss asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good exc read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1109

Nor Motorcycles

If snowmen can't ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride? Icicles! read more..