Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
491

Five Billion - 5 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$399.99 and receive 5 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 1 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it ... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
510

Two Billion - 2 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$99.99 and receive two Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 1 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
510

Twenty Billion - 2 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$99.99 and receive two Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 20 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how i... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
476

Thirty Billion - 3 Consecutive Bills

Donate US$149.99 and receive three Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it ... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
505

Sixty Billion - Mixed Sets of Close to Consecutive Bills

Donate US$289.99 and receive this set of 6 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with a set of 3 sequential serial numbers, a set of 2 sequential serial numbers, and a single bill.  Al... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
479

Eighty Billion - 8 Consecutive Bills

Donate US$999.99 and receive 8 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3487

Hunting Bear

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful.  Finally, he turned and ran as fast ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1043

One-liner #1333

We can't get a volunteer army unless we draft it.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
635

Cybersalt News - November 22, 2018

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Yes it's Thanksgiving Day in the USA so Cybersalt is giving you the bird so many of you will be eating today! Accordingly, here are some links to content that will stuff you... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1439

Quote #1774

"Be brave. Do not pray for the hard thing to go away. But pray for a Bravery to come that's bigger than the hard thing." - Ann Voskamp read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4771

All Pro Turkey

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach an... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1430

Chirping Off

I don't care how much you love turkey, we don't allow that kind of fowl language at the table.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1087

One-liner #1332

I have something to say, but I don't know what.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
571

Cybersalt News - November 18, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! You wouldn't think Rev. James Snyder's caring for a cat would cause trouble to hop into his wife's life, but it did!  You can read "Kitty On The Outside Or A Tree Frog... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1265

Directional Problem

"My steering wheel won't turn," said Tom straight-forwardly. read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
3062

Quote #1773

"Great marriages don't happen by luck or by accident. They are the result of a consistent investment of time, thoughtfulness, forgiveness, affection, prayer, mutual respect and a rock-solid commitme read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1139

One-liner #1331

Whenever I look for something, it's always in the last place I look.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1238

Kitty On The Outside Or A Tree Frog On The Inside

I thought, which is a dangerous activity for me, that I had pulled one over on the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. It is a rare occasion when I actually do something like this. At my age, I assum... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4333

The Perfect Man

The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has been named: MR. POTATO HEAD - He’s tan.- He’s cute.- He ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
572

Cybersalt News - November 15, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3065

Never Be Late

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the 25th anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentati... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1381

Silent Results

We're rerunning this pun because of some delightful and terrible comments shared about it!   I've decided to join a mime troupe. No telling what will happen.   Note: Subscriber Casey sha... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1868

Quote #1772

"While it looks like things are out of control, behind the scenes there is a God who hasn't surrendered His authority." - A. W. Tozer read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1119

One-liner #1330

What keeps me going is my inertia.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4864

Wilderness Guide

"We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless I've studied a map, that isn't necessarily true. So I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself int read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1151

Grace for Grandpa

Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he typically said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip,... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
584

Cybersalt News - November 11, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Exactly 100 years ago today, World War One ended. God help our world in the mess it is still in. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2058

God Will Never

The will of God will never take you, Where the grace of God cannot keep you, Where the arms of God cannot support you, Where the riches of God cannot supply your needs, Where the power of God cannot e... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10930

Board Meeting

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service. The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1387

Don't Park Here

Sign seen beside a quiet pond: Frog Parking Only - all others will be toad!... read more..