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Our local Catholic church has plans start a ministry similar to that used successfully by so many protestant churches. They'll be bringing their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it ... read more..

Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for, and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told ... read more..

The following words were written on the tomb of an Anglican bishop in the crypts of Westminster Abbey: When I was young and free and my imagination had no limits, I dreamed of changing the world. As ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, Linda Street-Ely. I was a treat to meet Linda in a Zoom call last week. You should check out her website at www.paperairplanepublishing... read more..

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman read more..

How come when I buy one loaf of bread it's gone in two days, but when I buy two all of a sudden no one eats bread anymore?... read more..

Nancy's nephew was 4 when she was pregnant with her first kid. She allowed him to place his hand on her belly and feel the baby kick. His little face scrunched and said, "How does the baby get out of... read more..

There's nothing grate about sliced cheese.... read more..

If your lips you'd keep from slips, Five things observe with care, To whom you speak, of whom you speak, and how and when and where.... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! If you like eights, I know you are enjoying today's episode number! It has been a while since I've added a new contributor to the Cybersalt Digest, so I am looking forwar... read more..

Since I have reached a certain age, I cannot reveal that age; my energy seems limited. I don't have the energy I once had. Where it has gone, I have yet to discover. I once inquired of The Gracious M... read more..

On a scale of one to 10, I'd give you a nine - and I'm the one you need!... read more..

There is a new superhero in town - Aluminum Man. He runs around foiling crime.... read more..

"Between what is said and not meant, and what is meant and not said, most of love is lost." - Khalil Gibran read more..

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half time, the coach made a passiona... read more..

Some teachers at state universities get to know our students fairly well. One instructor told his communications class of his plans to propose marriage. A student spoke up and said that he had recent... read more..

A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his announcements over the intercom.  "Ladies and gentleman, this... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On my quest to have a zero inbox, I am happy to report that I have managed to get if back down to under 500 emails. Sometimes just keeping on trying is progress in life! T... read more..

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. "More on candidates at 10pm," he said. My ten-year-old son looked at me in disbelief. "I didn't know t... read more..

A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. "So who did you see before coming to me?" asked the doctor. The patient answered, "My local General Practitioner." "Y... read more..

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautifu... read more..

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn and now we wait.... read more..

Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin that will prevent bears from breaking into it: "There is considerable overlap between the intell... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! I forgot to report, last Chicken Thursday, about how my birthday gift went over with Grandma Cybersalt. I bought her a guitar and she was very happy to receive it. On the ... read more..

Sitting in my office working on some projects, I was suddenly surrounded by a familiar aroma. This surprised me because I had no idea what was happening. That aroma was familiar, but I couldn't ident... read more..

The most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes.... read more..

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?... read more..

A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren't used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security. The first night we placed a chair against the do... read more..

While I'm not sure of the procedure now, when I was in the Navy, every so often, you got umpteen shots, whether you needed them or not. The carrier pilot in front of me as we passed thru the line aske... read more..

"Always clap for your friends, even if their dreams come true before yours." - Shehzad Ahmad read more..