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Pastor Tim
758

Be A Billionaire Fund Raiser - Thank You

Thank you for your "Be A Billionaire" donation! Your gift will help persecuted Christians and encourage them greatly. If you are interested in connecting personally with a persecuted Christian, plea... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1469

One-liner #1304

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1938

Quote #1745

"Religion says: God will love us if we change. The Gospel says: God's love changes us." - Unknown read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
716

Cybersalt News - July 26, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This weeks news is longer than I usually like it to be, but last Sunday I said that today I would reveal the secret of the 52.19 trillion tally and it requires a few more p... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4376

Church Feud

Church Feud (My apologies to those whose church is like this) Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, sta... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1336

All Choked Up

The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral.... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
456

One Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$19.99 and receive a 1 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
491

Ten Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$19.99 and receive a 10 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
445

Twenty Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$29.99 and receive a 20 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2024

Eye Glass Confessions

As the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses. "I really only need mine for close reading," explained the first. Remarked the second, "I only use mine when the light is bad." ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3139

Calls to Information Assistance

Just a few decades ago, before the days of Google and online information, people would call an operator to get a phone number they needed. Often these phone calls resulted in funny conversations ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1624

One-liner #1303

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1766

Quote #1744

"Comparison is the thief of joy." - Theodore Roosevelt read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
753

Cybersalt News - July 22, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! The tally of secrets is in and it totals 52.190 trillion. I'll revel them all in this Wednesday's mailing! While preparing today's mailing I was listening to a video so in... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1368

OS1

Adam & Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2073

Marriage Tension

A friend of mine was having a bit of marital-tension in his household and was trying to figure out just what to do about it. In the course of our conversation, I happened to mention to him that: "You... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3595

Two Teas

1st customer: I'll have tea. 2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the cup is clean! (The waiter exits, and then returns after a while.) Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean cup? read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
2600

Nick Vujicic at Telford State Prison

Listen to and watch Nick Vujicic - a man who should have no hope - share his hope with prisoners at Telford State Prison. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1237

Apple Fritter: The Fruit of My Choice

Our country, so it seems, runs on choice. The more choices we have, the better we like it. Most people in America pride themselves on the ability to make their own choices. “Freedom of Choice,” is t... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1335

One-liner #1302

I told my parents they're famous now. I asked my dad who should play him in the movie and his answer did not disappoint:  "Clint Eastward."... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2815

Quote #1743

"God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pain." - C. S. Lewis read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
757

Cybersalt News - July 19, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This week I have some interesting work I am doing for a client. It involves some videoing of world renown fire investigator, Dr. John DeHaan (click to enlarge the picture).... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4002

Car Mail

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober


A goober is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." "Don't you have a phone in your car?" "That was a littl... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1253

Bibliostrep

I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2349

Empty Nests

At the company water cooler, I bragged about my children's world travels: one son was teaching in Bolivia, another was working in southern Italy, and my daughter was completing a year-long research pr... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3384

More On Candidates

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. "More on candidates at 10 P.M.," he said. My ten-year-old granddaughter Ashley looked at me in disbeli... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1488

One-liner #1301

My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening were you?" I thought ... "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
3141

Quote #1742

"Imagine if trees gave free wifi. We'd all be planting like crazy. It's a pity they only give us the oxygen we breathe." - Priyanka Garnayak read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
679

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! I'm excited to tell you that I have trillions of secrets - actually secret trillions - to tell you but I'm not quite ready yet. Stay tuned! A friend of mine sent me a very... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1123

I Fell for It… Again

An old saying more or less defines my life, “What we learn from history is that we don’t learn from history.” When I was younger, I assumed that the older I got, the smarter I would become. I have no... read more..