Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20636 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
307

Quote #2236

"Pay attention to your patterns. The way you learned to survive may not be the way you want to continue to live. Heal and shift." - Dr. Thema Bryant-Davis read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
296

One-Liner #1801

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2356

Bug Pun 1

Read a fascinating book I just got from the Discovery Channel. "Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Centipedes". It's good reading, but about 60% of the book is footnotes.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1817

People and Mistakes

People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes. People who do less work... make less mistakes. People who do no work... make no mistakes. People who make no mistakes... get promoted. That's w... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4170

Age Hat

In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger." "Then I don't want it," retorted the customer. "I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every ti... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
277

Cybersalt News - January 14, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Wow, is it every cold at Cybersalt World Headquarters! My dad has a saying for how cold it is, but like a lot of sayings that dad's have. I can't print it here, lol, but t... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
575

A Banana Split on My Mind

I must confess I heavily lean towards being a workaholic; I just love working and keeping myself busy. Years ago, I discovered that the busier I am, the less liable I am to get into trouble. No matte... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
301

Quote #2235

"Holy joy lies in the habit of murmuring thanks to God for the smallest of graces." - Ann Voskamp read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
301

One-Liner #1800

My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3360

Miracle Toddler Diet

Losing weight is the number one New Year's Resolution. The problem is, hardly anything works. Well, I found this one diet that will absolutely shed the pounds. Read it and see if you don't agree. I... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2281

Bridge Club

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Saturday.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1833

Dead Cat

A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news. Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tri... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
290

Cybersalt News - January 11, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like winter is actually going to make an appearance at Cybersalt World Headquarters this year (as in this winter.) The forecast is a stormy and chilly one, with th... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
376

Romantic Wife

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking se... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
506

Quote #2234

The Work of Christmas When the song of the angels is stilled, When the star in the sky is gone, When the kings and princes are home, When the shepherds are back with their flock, The work of Christm... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
566

What’s New About A New Year?

On New Year’s Eve, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were celebrating in our living room with some hot apple cider. We wanted to end the year together. At our age, with so many children, g... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8555

Top Tips for Cheapskates

~ Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. ~ When reading a book, try tearing out the pages as you read them. Th... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3816

Cafeteria Pun

At the hospital where I work, the quality of meals offered in the employees' cafeteria is a true source of aggravation. Once I watched two young surgeons approach the serving line. After reading the... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1769

Finger Pointing

Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up: "Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!"... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
311

One-Liner #1799

I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
289

Cybersalt News - January 7, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday because we were too busy to put a digest together while entertaining our guests from India. Chetan Madaan is a friend I made onl... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
322

Quote #2233

A man's greatest care should be for that place where he dwells longest; therefore eternity should be in his scope! - Thomas Manton... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
308

One-Liner #1798

If I don't text back at night it's 'cuz I'm out helping Batman.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
9605

Burger Pun

Customer: "We'll have a hamburger and a Veggie Burger, please." Waiter: "Two burgers, one regular, one de-calf!"... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6640

Van Gogh Family Tree

After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His obnoxious brother... Please Gogh His dizzy aunt ... Verti Gogh ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
10901

The Lord's Prayer

"Our Father which art in heaven."--- Yes? Don't interrupt me. I'm praying --- But you called me Called you? I didn't call you. I'm praying. "Our father which art in heaven."--- There you did it read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1544

Marriage, control

My wife and I get along just great, except that she's a "backseat driver" second to none. After years of putting up with her pestering, I finally decided I'd had enough and advised her that I would n... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
295

Cybersalt News - December 31, 2023

New Year's Eve greetings, everyone! As Earth spins out the old year, and spins in a new year, Susan and I want to thank you again for being a part of our lives through the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3595

Why Dogs are Better Than Kids

45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter?  -- NOT! Dogs cannot lie. Dogs never resist nap time. You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog. Dogs don't pester you abo... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
548

Cultivating the Fine Art of Listening

If confession is good for the soul, I must confess here, I have not been successful at everything in my life. Oh yes, there are a few things I have been successful at, which I won’t mention right now.... read more..