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I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!... read more..

"Don’t eat till your stomach cries out. Don’t sleep till you can’t stay awake. Don’t open your mouth till it’s the truth opens it." Medieval spiritual formation - Frederick Buechner read more..

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people; we haven't met yet.... read more..

Once this atheist decided to take a walk in the mountains to admire all the accidents of nature. The mighty eagle soaring across the sky, the quickly moving mountain stream, the wind blowing through t... read more..

A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado. "What's wrong?" a woman asked. "I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said. "What? But Houlihan's the... read more..

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small notebooks?" "Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out." The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, ... read more..

Westside elder, Jarek Bekesza, preaches about how the olympian life applies to the Christian's life. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170226-jarek-bekesza.mp3{/audio} read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder seems to be obsessed with time lately, but then again, time has been messing with him; especially on a recent shopping trip his wife sent him on. You can ... read more..

I remember my grandfather telling me that the older you get the faster time flies. Laughing at him at the time I thought it was another of his little stories he loved telling. Just the other day I ca... read more..

- Taco Bell's talking dog now reading announcements. - In Christmas play, Joseph seen drinking can of Coke. - Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench. - Personal pew licenses now sold. - Baptisma read more..

Sometimes we wonder, "What did I do to deserve this?" or "Why did God have to do this to me?" Here is a wonderful explanation! A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong, she's fa... read more..

"The cost of non-discipleship is the irrelevance of the church." - Ray Altman read more..

"You call this a musical?" asked Les miserably. read more..

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today. I think we have all wanted help with a spider at one time or another in our lives. This note is from a person... read more..

Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!! Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.... read more..

"The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless." - Unknown read more..

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9 pm or so.... read more..

My friend Ida was slowly recovering from a heart attack. "Doctor," she pleaded with her cardiologist, "you must keep me alive for the next two years. I want to attend my first grandchild's Bar Mitzvah... read more..

Another reason e-mail is superior to snail mail. This funny note was left for a mailman, asking him to deal with a spider that was preventing someone from getting their mail.  Usually postmen ... read more..

In a restaurant one day, a pirate was talking to the waiter. The waiter asked him, "Why do you have a peg leg?" The pirate answered, "Back when I was sailing the seas, a big shark noticed me swimming... read more..

These notes left for milkmen came from the UK, so you'll notice a slight, endearing British ambiance to them. "Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one." "Please leave an ex... read more..

In a number of ways, groaning is part of the life of following Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170219.mp3{/audio} read more..

"You don't have a soul; you are a soul. You have a body." - C. S. Lewis read more..

The only person I can think of for whom being in denial worked out OK was Moses. - Walter McLauren... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. In preparing today's mailing I discovered I really messed up the news last week. The link to Rev. James Snyder's article was not correct. So today the news has twice the Sn... read more..

If Mom says "No," ask Nana; if Nana says "No," ... who are we kidding?? Nana never says "No!"... read more..

Little Mikey and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Mikey received his plate, he started ea... read more..

I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it wa... read more..

You would think being a husband as long as I have been I would have learned the fine art of negotiating with my wife. And trust me, it is an artistic creation. When I got married, somebody told me th... read more..