Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1355

One-liner #1131

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1492

Quote #1579

Prosperity knits a man to the World. He feels that he is ‘finding his place in it’, while really it is finding its place in him. - C.S. Lewis read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
916

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! When you bring your vehicle into a shop, usually you expect it to come out better than going in. Today's funny truck picture on the Cybersalt Site shows one time ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1776

Quote #1578

"God is in the business of growing Abram into a man of great faith, and this requites circumstances where Abram must trust God." - David Guzik read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5807

Truck Alignment

"Hi, this is the shop calling. It turns out your truck also needs an alignment." read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3420

Assisted Computing

The Toughest Decision SHOULD MY LOVED ONE BE PLACED IN AN ASSISTED COMPUTING FACILITY? For family members, it is often the most difficult and painful decision they will face: to accept that a loved ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2695

Simple Prayer

"Simple Prayer" My son Gilbert was eight years old and had been in Cub Scouts only a short time.  During one of his meetings he was handed a sheet of paper, a block of wood and four tires and to read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3311

Friendly Pig

A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a stranger's home for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of sou... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1436

One-liner #1130

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1536

Convention Trick

Bought what I thought were a stack of classic Batman comic books from the 50's. Got 'em home and found the covers are Batman, but inside they're all Little Lulus! I think I've been the victim of some... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1000

A Substitute Way of Life - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer, in Matthew chapter 6, is Jesus' substitute for hypocrisy and religious performance. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161002.mp3{/audio} read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2148

Bad Breath Ain’t Always That Bad

I am always super sensitive about my breath. I try to take care of it, but at times, I’m a little bit off schedule. I really do not know when my breath is really bad. For me, I only know my breath is... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
936

Cybersalt News - October 2, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. It turns out that James is pretty self-conscious about his breath. The good thing is that he is ver... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1449

Quote #1577

"You can know you have made God in your own image when He starts hating the same people you do." – Anonymous read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1459

Florida News

Florida News: Now they are using alligators to make belts.... It's amazing what you can get alligators to do.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1477

One-liner #1129

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1984

Home Life

A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she tripped on a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to and seized the telephone table. It fell over with a cra... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3229

Modern Tool Reality

Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on one's enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Pliers - A device used to extend your reach the necessary few inches ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
930

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, September 28, 2016, was the 18th anniversary of the Cybersalt Site. Thanks for being a part of the fun! There is a new funny sign video on the Cybersalt Site to... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5361

Corporate Listening

The company I worked for had an employee suggestion competition, the entire staff was asked to submit entries that would save money for the firm. The winner was a man who suggested the company save p... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1620

One-liner #1128

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs - sorry for ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
3232

Don't Drink Sign

Also, "Don't Drink and Paint Signs." ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3091

In the Pink

One day there was a guy who was driving home from work when his jeep broke down. He looked down the road and saw a pink house and decided that he would see if he could stay there for the night. He wa... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2170

Common Sense

My friend has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1724

English Buns

"Ah, synonym rolls . . . just like grammar used to make them." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1789

Quote #1576

"Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace." Jerry Bridges, The Discipline of G read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1032

Cybersalt News - September 25, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! My last two sermons (the first two after my 29 week stretch of not preaching) are on the Westside Bible Church web site. You'll find "Elephant Killing Wisdom" at:www.westsi... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1593

Self Static

"I keep shocking myself," said Tom, revolted. read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2107

Someone Who Understands

Bob Weber, past president of Kiwanis International, told this story. He had spoken to a club in a small town and was spending the night with a farmer on the outskirts of the community. He had just rel... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1545

One-liner #1127

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.... read more..