Monthly Archive

Recently, and by that I mean within the last month, my cell phone has been ringing out of my shirt pocket. It is rather frustrating because I rarely give my number to anybody. But there it goes, ringi... read more..

"The eyes of all look to you, LORD,  and you give them their food at the proper time. You open your hand and satisfy the desires of every living thing." Psalm 145:15-16 read more..

Many years ago before the days of cell phones and data, a friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He ... read more..

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.... read more..

A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a child and naming her for the wife's beloved Aunt Rose. But the baby was so tiny and precious, Rose was too mu... read more..

Is it a cat or an elephant? You be the judge.  ... read more..

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit... read more..

"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression." read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and happy 70th birthday to my dad! Don't forget the change in the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest, which is only being sent out on Sundays and Chicken Thursdays&nbs... read more..

A boy with a pea shooter, ran out of ammunition, and discovering a box of laxative pills, tried one in his blow gun. To his great joy, it fit.  There was a boarding house near by, and every Wedn... read more..

Jesus' followers have not been called to a ministry of condemnation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160918.mp3{/audio} read more..

*Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms.* Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them read more..

One day this past week, I got up a little earlier than usual and to keep from waking up the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage I got my coffee and went to the back porch to enjoy a quiet early morning... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I am announcing a change is the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest. It will only be sent out on Sundays and Chicken Thursdays.  This will allow me to devote time... read more..

Optimistic Optometrist: “They’ll see. They’ll ALL see.”... read more..

Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. Check out today's FunBlog entry "Spinning Top in a Vacuum Chamber" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/spinning-top... read more..

"It is much easier to have sympathy with suffering than it is to have sympathy with thought." - Oscar Wilde read more..

Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 25-foot putt. As he lined it up, he announced, "I have a dollar bill that says I can make this putt. Does anyone want to bet?" His th... read more..

Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. ... read more..

Position on Proposals: Getting down on one knee can be very engaging.... read more..

A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How should I know?" the ma... read more..

My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he hea... read more..

I know a lot about cars; I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

A lot of kids are calmed by farm animals - others not so much. You'll find "Horse Scare" (I know, it's not a horse) at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horse-scare Enjoy the rest of today's mai... read more..

The counselor suggested giving Jimmy to a nice quiet day at the farm. ... read more..

Surveying the job market: Look for a plumb assignment hanging weights from a string.... read more..

"Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate."   - Barnett R. Brickner read more..

He prunes the foliage on your headAnd trims around the earSo you will look respectableWherever you appear. With special shears he thins your hairThen washes it with soapOr uses some restoring stuffTo... read more..

I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military. As I checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked me some standard security questions. "Ha... read more..

You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.... read more..