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You need a new car when ... - You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you. - You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced. - You acciden... read more..

"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives." - Albert Schweitzer read more..

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.... read more..

In some parts of the world, School is already back in session - which is definitely the topic of the newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site.  You will find "Long Road Ahead" at:www.cybersalt.... read more..

*Catholic Dictionary* AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: 1.  Parish information, read only during the homily. 2.  Catholic air conditioning. 3.  Your recei read more..

A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him as hard as possible on the head. The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden block. The man s... read more..

Somebody has a long road ahead. ... read more..

The wives of two Baptist pastors, had a friendship that was unending. Were sitting together as they worked - their husband's clothes they were mending. One said to the other, "My poor John is so dis... read more..

Mr. Jones, the elementary school principal, made it a practice to visit the classes from time to time. One day a week, he walked into Miss Smith's 4th grade class, where the children were studying Am... read more..

"The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth." - John, the Disciple of Jesus read more..

We just had a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there is no pop quiz.... read more..

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Whether or not you like Victorian candy, I think you'll like this video of Victorian Candy being made. You can watch "Making Victorian Candy" at:www.cyb... read more..

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.... read more..

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.... read more..

Am I getting old or his time passing faster than it used to? It seems I just settle down to do something and before I know it, it is over. Back in “the day,” a minute had 60 seconds. An hour had 60 m... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. This is actually the 28th and final Sunday of my sabbatical. Next Sunday I'll be preaching for the first time in 6 months - that will be interesting. Maybe I should go out ... read more..

Whether or not you like Victorian candy, I think you'll like this video of Victorian Candy being made. ... read more..

Anyone who says, "Easy as taking candy from a baby!" has never tried.... read more..

The IAMS Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The Iams Company, handle more than 300,000 inquiries a year from pet owners across the country. Although the majori... read more..

When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns. He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the ... read more..

"You fearful saints fresh courage take, the clouds you so much dread are big with mercy and will break in blessings on your head." - Anonymous read more..

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.... read more..

There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Vent" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-vent Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,... read more..

Suddenly the cat's belldidn't seem so dumb. ... read more..

Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. "I'll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind," said the shrink. "Just say 'one-two-three,' and you'll... read more..

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.... read more..

The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on t... read more..

"Those who play on fear, who practice the politics of division, who fuel nationalistic fervor, and who incite violence and hate are strengthened by ignorance and public resignation." – Dr. Samantha read more..

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.... read more..