Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1556

Quote #1545

The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply. - Stephen R. Covey read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2006

Marriage, Engagement

Little Billy took his girlfriend downtown to get married. The marriage license clerk smiled and explained that they were both much too young. Little Billy asked, "Could you give us a learners permit... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1467

One-liner #1097

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced; that's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1490

Weather Hunting

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
882

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. It seems we've been cutting our birthday cakes incorrectly all these years. What do you think? Leave a comment at the bottom of t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
913

Cybersalt News - August 10, 2016

The newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today is proof that some people are too eager to shed their cocoons and fly like a butterfly. You'll find "Butterfly Dreams" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-p... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2852

Shark Gel

Flight fifty was having a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice came over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume the crash position. We have lost o... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2993

Last Requests

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their Maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1558

Quote #1544

"Choose to live generously and watch your life change." - ILikeGiving.com read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3468

Meet Me For Lunch

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2043

Reaching the Unchurched

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After I returned to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1632

International Bar

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican a Spaniard,... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1330

One-liner #1096

When your toddlers are teenagers, don't forget to wake them up at 4:45am to tell them your socks came off.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2491

Release Plea

The Governor was in the habit of scheduling part of his day to hear the pleas of relatives of prisoners. One day, a woman came to beg that her husband be released from prison. "What was he convicted o... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2431

How to Cut a Cake Correctly

It seems we've been cutting cakes incorrectly for a very long time. What do you think? Leave a comment below. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2794

Butterfly Dreams

Why wait to be a butterfly before flying?  ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1635

Painful Spread

Forbidden fruits create many jams.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1437

Quote #1543

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3693

I'll Call Back

Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I went into the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went to the second stall. I'd just ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2187

Courage

A student of philosophy was taking his final written exam at his university. The assignment for the 5-hour long exam was to write an essay on the topic, "What is courage?" The young man sat at his de... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1484

One-liner #1095

4 out of 3 people struggle with math.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1976

Warnings

A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
3524

Cat Food Reaction

Somebody doesn't like the new cat food. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3041

Chargeback

A man and his wife had been traveling for 18 hours when they decided to stop for a few hours to rest. They checked into a nice hotel and slept for four hours.  When they were ready to continue t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
898

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2016

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll see that somebody doesn't like the new cat food if you check out "Cat Food Reaction" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/c... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1830

Cheezie

Breaking News!! Cheese Factory Explosion. De brie everywhere.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1470

Quote #1542

"The willingness to share does not make one charitable, it makes one free." - Robert Brault read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3732

I Want To Be A Bear

I want to be a bear...... If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I cou... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2128

Addiction

True story: A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no, he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party, the police ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1508

One-liner #1094

Don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people).... read more..