Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3531

Mistakes

If a barber makes a mistake,It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake,It is an accident... If a engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture... If parents makes a mistake,It is a new generati... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
898

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2016

Did you know seagulls live long enough to become teenagers? The newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site proves it. You'll find "Bird Teenager" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/bird-teenager&nb... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
2690

Bird Teenager

When seagulls become teenagers. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
3474

Waterology

I'm sure you've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is determined by whether you think the glass is half-empty or half-full. Here are the reactions when somebody leaves a half... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2620

Where Is Porky Pig When You Need Him?

Growing up we did not have a TV in our home. My father was just too cheap to spend the money for something as frivolous as TV, so he bought comic books to read. “Books,” he often said to us, “are bett... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
918

Cybersalt News - August 7, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James wishes Porky Pig would show up more often and declare "That's all folks."  You can ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2642

Quote #1541

Discipline says, "I need to." Duty says, "I ought to." Devotion says, "I want to." - Adrian Rogers read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1430

One-liner #1093

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1535

Old McPixel

I tried taking some high-res pictures of some local farmland; but they all turned out really grainy.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
900

Cybersalt News - August 6, 2016

You know that awful feeling when something unknown touches your foot in the ocean?  Knowing what it is isn't always a comfort either?  Would you surf at the location of today's funny picture... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2802

Toy Disclaimers

*Toy Disclaimers* * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product. * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks. * Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much. * Warning: read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3427

Seaweed Wave

In this case knowing what is touching your foot is no help. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1762

One-liner #1092

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3660

Rescue Mom

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment,... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2671

Daddy's Empty Chair

A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat be... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1576

Salad Pardner

A question: If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing??... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1673

Quote #1540

"Faith does not just find God in the past, but finds God in the future. Can you thank God, this minute, not just for what has been, but for what is coming?" - Leonard Sweet read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
917

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2016

If you've ever been to a baptismal service where the worship team was dressed too informally, it might have looked a bit like the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Baptismal Wor... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2909

Baptismal Worship Team

Some thought the worship team at the baptismal service was too informal. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1423

One-liner #1091

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5037

Glacier Work

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?" "The glaciers brought them down," said the guide. "But where are... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1808

Grandmother Flight

After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3513

Ahh, Tourists

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?" "The glaciers brought them down," the guide replied. "But w... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2136

Literary Pisces

The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild ... except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1555

Quote #1539

"Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous." – George Bernard Shaw read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
884

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm not sure what frame rate the human eye operates at, but under certain circumstances if you display water to it at 24 frames per second (24fps) some cool things appea read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2280

Amazing Water Experiment

This amazing water experiment shows how much fun you can have at 24 frames per second (24fps). ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3152

Wedding Comeback

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' T... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1486

One-liner #1090

Two wrongs are only the beginning.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3133

Silent Drums

An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where he found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site he where he would make his collections. At noon on the second day of travel up... read more..