Monthly Archive

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a beer, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his beer. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bart... read more..

Four things you can't recover from:  The stone after the throw. The word after it's said. The occasion after it's missed. The time after it's gone. - Deanna Wadsworth read more..

I didn't mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.... read more..

Recently, Rev. James Snyder (long time contributor of "God's Penman" devotionals on the Cybersalt Site) celebrated his 65th birthday. James sent us this picture of him and Martha (the Gracious Mist read more..

Happy 65th birthday to James Snyder, seen here out celebrating with Martha. ... read more..

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera!... read more..

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.... read more..

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well, Honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did... read more..

A little boy walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, he made his daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, t... read more..

"Did I offer peace today? Did I bring a smile to someone's face? Did I say words of healing? Did I let go of my anger and resentment? Did I forgive? Did I love? These are the real questions." - Hen read more..

Neil was tired of his neighbor badgering him all the time. ... read more..

An elderly rabbi, having just retired from his duties in the congregation, finally decided to fulfill his lifelong fantasy to taste pork.  He went to a hotel in the Catskills in the off-season, ... read more..

"Do not think that you can show your love for Christ by hating those who seem to be His enemies on earth. Suppose they really do hate Him: nevertheless He loves them, and you cannot be united with H read more..

Thank-you student loans for getting me through university.  I don't think I can ever repay you!... read more..

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.... read more..

A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, "I need a job and I think I'm pretty good." The owner replied, "Okay, show me what you can do, chop down that redwood over there." The m... read more..

In a small Midwestern conservative town, a business owner began to construct a building for a new bar. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and pray... read more..

Welcome to August everyone. It's a new month and what better way to start it than to make a new start with someone. Is there anyone you should give this cake to? You'll find "Stupid Cake" at:www.cyber... read more..

While talking with my semi-deaf uncle one evening, I noticed that his "hearing aid" was actually an earphone from a transistor radio. The wire had been cut and was sticking out of his shirt. "How doe... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. James would like some practical help from all the politicians who want to fight for him in Washingt... read more..

Take a moment and ask yourself,"Is there someone I should give this cake too?" ... read more..

Pensive Parade: Running with bulls is a really stupid idea ... when you stop and think about it.... read more..

Lately, I have been listening to political campaign speeches, which has helped me catch up on some sleep I have missed in the last two years. Don’t get me wrong on this issue. It is not that I am bore... read more..

No one is listening until you make a mistake.... read more..

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces ... read more..

Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy did your daughter marry?" "Oh, he's wonderful," gushed the mother. "He le... read more..

"Faith and repentance are not static, the decision of a moment; they are the lifelong realities of a new heart." - Sinclair B. Ferguson   read more..

OOOPS! For much of yesterday the image was broken on the new "Wedding Photobomb" page. A big "thank you" to Cybersaltine Walter McLauren for bringing that to my attention! If you missed it yesterday,... read more..

"Sometimes you have to tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to just sit down and shut up." - TobyMac #Speak Life read more..

Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel; the only way to move things was by carrying or dragging.  One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon ... read more..