Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2785

Engaged Seniors

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 were all excited about their decision to get married.  They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they passed a drugstore.  Jacob sugg... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1788

Quote #1526

"Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge." - Simon Sinek read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1765

Engineering Fact

Engineering Fact: An opinion without 3.14 is an onion. You'll understand.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2336

Comfort

When the power failed at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches. As one li... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1492

One-liner #1078

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.... read more..

Clean Jokes
3423

Chicken Recipe

Baked Stuffed Chicken 6-7 lb. chicken1 cup melted butter1 cup stuffing1 cup uncooked popcornsalt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and peppe... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
886

Cybersalt News - July 20, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a place where many people would have a hard time falling asleep. You'll find "Slingshot Bench" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/slings... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1707

Emperor Disappointment

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1475

One-liner #1077

I don't own a cell phone or a pager; I just hang around everyone I know, all the time and if someone wants to get hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly. - Mit... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7464

Slingshot Bench

Nobody can fall asleep on this bench any longer. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1473

Quote #1525

"Worry is a misuse of imagination." - Dan Zadra read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2404

The Many Names of CHRIST

To the ARTIST He is the One Altogether Lovely. To the ARCHITECT He is the Chief Corner Stone. To the BAKER He is the Living Bread. To the BANKER He is the Hidden Treasure. To the BIOLOGIST He is t... read more..

Clean Jokes
3135

Wait Watching

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of capris. "Wow," the ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
866

Cybersalt News - July 19, 2016

There is a new Funny Bird Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Bird Favorites" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bird-favorites  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2946

Bird Favorites

Both chicks were being bugged in their own way. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2929

Happy Shoes

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8.  The obviously well-trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half."  "Just bring me a size eight a... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1447

One-liner #1076

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."  - Ann Landers read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1943

Philosophy

A friend of mine was a philosophy major during his first semester in college. One day in class, they spent a great deal of time debating whether the glass was half full or half empty. After the ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2022

Quote #1524

"You can see God from anywhere if your mind is set to love & obey Him."   - AW Tozer read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3363

Please and Thank You

While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy,... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2212

Dig that Cocoa

Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
995

Cybersalt News - July 18, 2016

There is a new Inspirational Video on the Cybersalt Site today. It is a commercial that Channel 4 (UK) has made ahead of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. You won't be sorry you watched "Yes I Can - P... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3220

Baby Prescription

A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear eve... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
941

Cybersalt News - July 17, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. I know the graphic to the right says "Happy Monday" but that is because it belongs to newest devotional from Rev. James Snyder. It seems James recently had a week with more... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
4172

Yes I Can - Paralympics Commercial

Here's an inspiring commercial from Channel 4 (UK) ahead of their coverage of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. It's a reminder to all of us that our attitude towards the "disabled" is often the great... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1762

How Many Mondays Are There in One Week?

I must admit I am not up to date with all of the technology and gadgets today. Just when I think I have something mastered, they upgrade it or replace it was something that I cannot figure out. I gues... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1897

Noises Under the Floor

Our bathroom is in the back of the house and it's difficult to hear if someone is on the property to conduct inspections, maintenance or even to visit. One morning while getting ready for work, and t... read more..

Clean Jokes
3247

Dog Tricks

*Mind Games You Can Play with Your Humans* 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especiall read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1637

Quote #1523

"Naps are a kiss on the forehead from God." - Penn Clark "Advice to Pastors" read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1668

Homage to Fromage

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?... read more..