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Caller ID should be more detailed: "Wants Help Moving," "Going to Whine," "Will Ask to Borrow Money."... read more..

There is a new addition to the FunBlog today; it's literally pretty cool! You'll find "Quantum Levitation" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/quantum-levitation Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor... read more..

We could try to explain how quantum levitation works, but cutting and pasting would only make us look way smarter than we are.  So let's just simply enjoy this together! ... read more..

The New Alphabet for Older People A is for arthritisB is for bad backC is for the chest pains. Corned beef? Cardiac?D is for dental decay and declineE is for eyesight--can't read that top lineF is fo... read more..

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people w... read more..

You can’t run through a campground – you can only ran because it’s past tents.... read more..

One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said, "Bobby, why are you crying?" "Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!" little Bobby wailed. "Why, that's n... read more..

"A crisis doesn’t make a man; it shows what a man is made of." - Warren Wiersbe read more..

Sixty percent of pit bull attacks occur between tying the bandanna around its neck and putting the sunglasses on its face.... read more..

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dolphin Fear" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dolphin-fear  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

"Leaders who refuse to listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing helpful to say." - Andy Stanley read more..

Maybe they shouldn't have put her on top of the feed bucket. ... read more..

Buyer Beware: Shopping malls have benches, so guys can sit while they give up the will to live.... read more..

Never bring a downhill run to an uphill battle.... read more..

A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency, and he leaves the scanner on all the time. One morning while making his bed, he heard the dispatcher say, "Car 34, there is a five-foo... read more..

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said. "Oh, good," she continu... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from our time away focussing on the tasks and goals that kept us very busy from June 1 to July 6. During those 36 days, we travelled appr... read more..

To prepare for my daughter's First Communion, I called the church in the town where we used to live to get a copy of her baptismal certificate. We lived there for only a short while, so I didn't know ... read more..

One more thing blamed on the dog. ... read more..

Politically correct terms for cat owners: - My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug re-decorator. - My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job. - My cat does not fear dogs... read more..

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly but by the end I really liked it.... read more..

"People ask me, 'Why pray if God is sovereign?' I respond, 'Why pray if He isn't?'" - Michael Horton read more..

“We are, not metaphorically but in very truth, a Divine work of art, something that God is making, and therefore something with which He will not be satisfied until it has a certain character. Here a... read more..

I'm ready to be a parent because I just told the oil change guy "no" 15 times in 30 seconds.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy July everyone. Yes I know it has been July for 7 days, but Mrs. Cybersalt and I have been super busy as we said we would be until "earlyish" in July.  Daily mail... read more..

The staff at a business office was hosting a farewell luncheon for a retiring colleague. As the group prepared to go to the restaurant, they found that they couldn't fit the giant balloon they had pur... read more..

In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "He is,... read more..

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -  Unknown read more..

Hamburger Helper: It works, but only if the hamburger is ready to accept the fact that it needs help.... read more..

Legalistic remorse says, "I broke God's rules," while real repentance says, "I broke God's heart." - Tim Keller read more..