Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1071

Cybersalt News - May 29, 2016

Sunday Greetings everyone. Millions of Christians around the world are being persecuted for their faith in Jesus. Let's hear again Paul's words to the persecuted and also remember to pray for the - p... read more..

Clean Jokes
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I'm Aging Gracefully

I'm the life of the party ... even when it lasts until 8 p.m I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I'm good ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1948

Gifts that Don't Cost a Cent

*Gifts that Don't Cost a Cent* 1 THE GIFT OF LISTENING - But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. 2 THE GIFT OF AFFECTION - Be generous read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1820

Quote #1513

"Instead of saying, 'This too shall pass.....' to a mom who is clearly losing it, maybe we could make her dinner, babysit her kids, or clean her house?" read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1984

Unintended Pounds

I didn't mean to gain weight; it happened by snaccident. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1610

One-liner #1065

Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4248

First Date

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Husband Shopping Center

Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out with five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4221

Chair of the Math Department

Chair of the Math Department for 25 years.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1046

Cybersalt News - May 27, 2016

Today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to wear appropriate headgear at a protest.  You'll find "Melon Protest" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/melon-protest  E... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1063

Cybersalt News - May 28, 2016

Today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site introduces us to the "Chair of the Math Department" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/chair-of-the-math-department  Enjoy the rest of today's... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1993

Job Impressions

I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young daughter had always expressed great interest. So I thought it would be a treat for her to spend the day with me at the office. Since I... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1798

Quote #1512

Pope Francis revealed recently he daily prays a meditation from St. Thomas More that includes the line: “Grant me, O Lord, a sense of good humor. Allow me the grace to be able to take a joke.” read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2880

Melon Protest

Boris, Carlos, and Moe feared their protest was not being taken seriously. (Click here to see their cat) ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1859

Transit Rescue

Just take the bus: walk behind a car and you'll get exhausted; walk in front of a car and you'll get tired.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1494

One-liner #1064

My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things.... read more..

Clean Jokes
3462

Suck It In

I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon."... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1017

Cybersalt News - May 26, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The latest Funny Sign Picture to be added to the Cybersalt Site is actually a note (close enough in my books.)  It illustrates how to clean a bathroom royalty. You'll ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2346

Clear Communication

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vend... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1651

Quote #1511

"The Christian shoemaker does his duty not by putting little crosses on the shoes, but by making good shoes." - Martin Luther read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2983

Blind Out

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't stand another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone so he would have an excuse to leav... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1527

Redneck Movie

Have you guys seen the new documentary about Rednecks? I only saw the trailer.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1467

One-liner #1063

Gonna stop making arbitrary deadlines: starting today.... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
3718

Bathroom Fit For the Queen

It's always good to be readyjust in case the Queen does drop by! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1753

Nerves of Steel

My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was riding along as he put it through its paces. Suddenly, we were caught in a violent thunderstorm, with lightning cra... read more..

Clean Jokes
3164

Jury Age

Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called to remind the people at the clerk's office that she was exempt because of her age. "You need to come... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1841

Quote #1510

"There are many moments when I wake at night, watch my husband and son as they sleep, and think about the women I’ve met over the years who want nothing more than this: to be still in the dark, free read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
3219

Lion Camping

Stay cool when lions lick your tent - there will be plenty of time to scream later! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1001

Cybersalt News - May 25, 2016

Don't you just hate it when you are camping and lions start licking your tent? Well, these people seemed to handle it quite well. Check out "Lion Camping" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/lion-... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1671

Fashion Film

Watching a documentary on how they attach those little metal things onto jeans: It's riveting.... read more..