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A man walked into a flower shop and after looking around for several minutes, asked the clerk if there were any potted geraniums he could buy. "I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "We don't h... read more..

Mother's Day is this Sunday, so if you are going to buy your mom a present leave some time for shopping. After all, as the newest picture on the Cybersalt Site reminds us, she certainly spent a lot of... read more..

Oh mom, enough shopping! Thanks to Sarah Joy Visser for permission to use this picture!... read more..

Khakis (n.): what you need to start the car in Boston.... read more..

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.... read more..

My mother's friend joined Weight Watchers, and the other day when she was getting ready to go to the weekly meeting her little grandson asked her where she was going. She said she was going to her fat... read more..

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRA... read more..

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Cinco de Mayo, which co-incidentally fell on May 5 this year! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Rhino Breeding" at:www.cyb... read more..

It was clear something had definitely gone wrong in the rhino breeding program. ... read more..

In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece. One of the... read more..

I used to be indecisive. But now I am not so sure.... read more..

 "When the dead hand of rationalism holds Christianity in its stony grip, all energy and vitality is drained out of it, not to mention miracle and mystery."  - Leonard Sweet read more..

George Burns has some of the best one-liners! George: Gracie, did the nurse ever happen to drop you on your head when you were a baby? Gracie: Oh no! We couldn't afford a nurse, my mother had to do ... read more..

Thanks to Norma K. Appel for sending today's CleanLaugh.  Dear Pastor Tim, this is a true story. It was Thanksgiving day and my friend's hall bathroom was not working. She had another bathroom... read more..

Have you ever been to a BBQ and asked for a doggie bag?  If not, you might not want to start at this "Free BBQ".www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/free-bbq  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!&nb... read more..

"Think it through to its logical conclusion, and if the outcome is something that God would condemn, put a stop to it immediately." - Oswald Chambers read more..

If you’re walking in the narrow space behind my building, you’re right up my alley.... read more..

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?... read more..

Be careful if you ask for a doggie bag. ... read more..

Prayer of a child: "Bless my mom and dad ... and dear God, take good care of Yourself. If anything happens to You, we're sunk."... read more..

It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee b... read more..

If you've ever had a tingling sense like something was up, you'll understand how Sharon often feels.  Check out "Tingling Senses" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/tingling-senses Enjo... read more..

  You, Lord, keep my lamp burning; my God turns my darkness into light. With your help I can advance against a troop; with my God I can scale a wall. - Psalm 18:28-29 read more..

Sharon's senses were tingling again. ... read more..

Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son Into Manhood 10. Teach him the secret male ritual of leaving the toilet seat up and the toilet paper roll empty. 9. Have a ceremony where you give him his own ... read more..

After the London Playwrights Guild found out what Shakespeare was up to, he was bard for life.... read more..

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - unknown read more..

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The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized. "It's bad," said the proprietor, "but it's not as bad as it could have been if he'd robbed me yesterday." "Why i... read more..

If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, summer is on the way. Before then, be sure to get your car's air conditioner tuned up or repaired. Try to do better than the subject of the Cybersalt Site's new... read more..