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Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. "I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That habit really bothers me!" the first one said. "Oh, my Elmer used to do the... read more..

My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things; but I laugh more.... read more..

Money Belts: a waist of money.... read more..

"God is glorified in his people by the way we experience him, not merely by the way we think about him." - John Piper read more..

If you have ever waited patiently for someone to return with food to cook for supper, you'll understand how the bear in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site feels.  You'll find "Salmon ... read more..

When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it almost nonstop for three days. Since it was warm outside, we kept the windows open. Our neighbors were having their... read more..

Sunday greetings everybody. Today on the Cybersalt Site Rev. James Snyder has an idea on how to add some wisdom to politics. You can read "Who's Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..

Waiting for Papa Bear to return with the salmon. ... read more..

Some race horses are staying in a stable when one of them starts to boast about his track record: "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've... read more..

When it comes to a battle with words, I'm always ready to mumble.... read more..

Sometimes an idea will take possession of my mind and literally run with it. Most of the time when an idea sees the condition of my mind it slowly walks away shaking its head. Someone said a mind is a... read more..

With her brown eyes and curly hair, our youngest daughter takes after my husband. At three, she was a lively, mischievous girl, and people often remarked on how cute she was. One day I was standing wi... read more..

"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future." - Oscar Wilde read more..

What do they put for 'hair color'  on the driver's licenses of bald men?... read more..

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. When watching planes land you may not want to be absolutely under them. You'll see why in "Flying Low" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-low  Enjoy t... read more..

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" "Henry b... read more..

Excuse me, sir, but you are flying low. ... read more..

"Some burn up in the fire. Others are refined by it." read more..

What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-CALF-inated. ... read more..

My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life. One morning as our eight-year-old Maggie was getting ready for school, I peeked into her room to be sure she had tidied ... read more..

You know you'rein trouble when ... Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich. Your suggestion box starts ticking. You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, a... read more..

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?... read more..

There is a new Funny Church Sign on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Time to Visit" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/time-to-visit Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

"Selfishness is a disease that suffocates our capacity to love." read more..

My daughter was coming home from work late one night, when she came across a huge building fire. As she was stuck in traffic, she thought to herself, "I must be a half a mile away from the fire, and I... read more..

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."... read more..

Apparently the sign guy is not a fan of the pastor. ... read more..

A round-trip plane ticket: Boy, that really takes me back.... read more..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Cat Cup" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-cup Also, for those of you who have web sit... read more..