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It used to be that in order for a college student to receive credit for a particular course, a card that listed his or her courses had to be signed by the instructor/lecturer. It was, at the time, pol... read more..

"You can't take it with you. The Egyptians tried and they got robbed." - Denzel Washington read more..

"I find the Trinity endlessly interesting but hopelessly above my pay grade and station." - Leonard Sweet read more..

"At the end of the day, God's power is not primarily about victory over your particular situation. It's about the glory of His name on earth. Sometimes He does that by giving you victory over an obs read more..

Attention Drug Dealers operating in the Randall County area: Tax Season is upon you! With the April 15th deadline rapidly approaching, we know how hard it can be for you to provide a detailed ac... read more..

"These sparks are making me so lightheaded." read more..

There is a new Funny Picture page on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Lightheaded at Work" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lightheaded-at-work Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

I forgot to wish you all a happy spring! Of course, for all you Southern Hemisphericals, happy fall! Sorry, but it's time to give us the sun back for a few months. There is a new Funny Elephant Pictu... read more..

Thanks to Kim Harding for day's real life laugh from her family. Dear Pastor Tim, This is a true story, My husband's grandmother passed away and for many months afterwards my father-in-law made repe... read more..

Home Mechanics Tools and their usage: HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of radar device to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are tr... read more..

Palm Sunday greetings everyone! As I have mentioned before, I'm currently on a sabbatical from the church where I pastor. This means that for the first time in a long time I am not preaching on Palm ... read more..

I bought a box of self-improvement tapes: "How To Handle Disappointment." I got it home and the box was empty.... read more..

Self Denial: I'll be giving up navel-gazing for Lint.... read more..

I gave up the word "loaned" for lent.... read more..

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.... read more..

Bird calls for sale. Cheap.... read more..

It's taken me hours, but I finally put together this IKEA joke.... read more..

An apple a day keeps the doctor away; a garlic a day keeps everyone away!... read more..

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.... read more..

I really wish the dollar store would start selling gas.... read more..

There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt Site today. It features hard working men tasting chocolate for the first time. You can watch "First Chocolate" at:www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/first-ch... read more..

Here is a video of hard working men tasting chocolate for the first time. It's a humbling reminder for all in those times when they feel like their efforts to make a living are not accomplishing much,... read more..

A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification." He replied, without hes... read more..

When the English playwright Oscar Wilde arrived at his club late at night after witnessing the first presentation of a play that had been a complete failure, someone asked. "How did your play go tonig... read more..

"When Christ calls a man, he bids him come and die." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

"You will have a deep church and a profound church if you know Jesus deeply and profoundly." - Leonard Sweet read more..

"If you follow Jesus long enough and far enough, you will trespass on the fields of the impossible." - Mark Batterson read more..

Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Potassium? K Can we talk about Sulfer, Uranium and Rhenium now?  SURe How about Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfer, Sodium and Phosphorous? OH SNaP!... read more..

The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"... read more..

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  Men, in this store you must be very clearly and precisely when ordering. You'll find "Clearly and Precisely" at:www.cybersalt.org/f... read more..