Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2239

Generosity

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN:... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2014

Horse Knock-Off

You mean you've never knocked a guy off a horse with a lance before? Surely you joust!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1617

One-liner #0989

So apparently the security guard at Safeway didn't believe that life gave me that lemon.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4360

Missing You

Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. "She spent every night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said. "What an ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1072

Cybersalt News - February 11, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!For the whole Chicken Thursday explanation check out:www.cybersalt.org/news/the-story-of-chicken-thursday For those of you who tend to get in trouble for forgetting Valentin... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4259

Hat Headline

The Pope is visiting DC and President Obama takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac . . . sailing on the presidential yacht. They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden the Pope's hat (ec... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2144

That 'Green' Thing

In the line at the store today, the cashier told an older woman ahead of me that plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and explained, "We didn't have the green thi... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1911

Quote #1437

"We are not called to be defenders of the Truth but to live the Truth, which is Truth's best defense." ~Mabel Boggs Sweet read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2658

Fish Eyes

Fisheye lenses make the world go round.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1494

One-liner #0988

Just once it'd be nice to hear the word "sir," without it immediately being followed by,"you're making a scene." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3324

Deep Trouble

A man driving his car down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle blocking the entire way. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a goober leaning on a fence. "Think it's sa... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1065

Cybersalt News - February 10, 2016

Happy 3rd birthday to our grandson Torre! Even though the Cybersalt Newsletters have not been going out for some time, that doesn't mean there weren't new pages added to the Cybersalt Site.  To ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1603

Change Your Stance

The newest member of the country club was taking his initiatory round of golf with the club's officers. He was nervous about making a good impression. He teed up the ball, spread his feet apart, fixed... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1803

One-liner #0987

When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie ... that's a lawsuit. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3251

If You Love Something Variations

THE ORIGINAL VERSION:If you love something,Set it free...If it comes back, it's yours;If it doesn't, it never was yours. THE PESSIMIST VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she ever comes b... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1512

Quote #1436

"Jesus didn't come to tell us the answer to the questions of life, he came to be the answer."- Timothy Keller read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1942

Dating a Philosopher

Trying to date a philosophy professor? He doesn't even know if you exist or not!... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1353

Eye for an Eye: You have heard that it was said

Jesus clarifies what God's desire is for our hearts in regard to others suffering for things they have done. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160207.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3268

Car Help Line

General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers.  But, imagine if they did . . . HELPLINE: "General Motors... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
1497

CNA - Speaking Exchange

If this video moves you, why not find a senior and take a bit of time to talk with them?  ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1611

Toughest Job in the World

These applicants are shocked to find out the job they are applying for is a real mother.  ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2368

Jeanne Robertson

Sometimes being a mother is a dish best served cold after 29 years.  ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1915

People Guess What Christian Phrases Mean

 Here is a fun reminder to Christians to not assume everyone understands the lingo of the Christian subculture.   read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
1722

Please don't let anyone be treated like this boy was

When someone speaks of killing themselves it can become a burden we try to dismiss or block from our minds. But the consequences of not acting can lead to even more pain and regret than acting would h... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1492

Oaths: You have heard that it was said

Jesus clarifies what God's desire is for our hearts in regard to making oaths. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160131.mp3{/audio} read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1453

Invitation to a Path

AGC West Superintendent, Russ Wilson, brings an update on some exciting things happening in the AGC and then expounds on Jesus' invitation to the path of discipleship. Listen Online: {audio}podc read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1319

Divorce: You have heard that it was said

Jesus clarifies what God's desire is for our hearts in regard to divorce. Please know from the get-go that this message does not take the insensitive, divorced-people-bashing approach that has too read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1133

Adultery: You have heard that it was said

Jesus clarifies what God's desire is for our hearts in regard to sexual lust. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160110.mp3{/audio} read more..

Computer Tutorials
Pastor Tim
2577

How to Fix the Missing Apps Screen in Windows 10 Upgrade

If you were a fan of the Apps screen in a previous version of Windows and it's missing in Windows 10, this video tutorial below will walk you through the steps to getting it back.  Now ... read more..

Computer Tutorials
Pastor Tim
9678

Restoring Windows 7 Games to Windows 10

Windows 10 is really great, but one of the main complaints about it is that the games that came with Windows 7 (backgammon, checkers, spades, chess, minesweeper, mahjong, freecell, hearts, solitaire, ... read more..