Monthly Archive

A Police officer pulls over a speeding car.  The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The driver says, "But officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrati... read more..

The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,” she purred. “Could you push me to the gas station?” The men readily put their muscles to ... read more..

The passengers were leaving the plane after landing, and one smiling, satisfied passenger paused to congratulate the flight attendant. "Stewardess," he said happily, "I want to compliment you and the... read more..

God has completed the work required and the supply needed for Him to bless us as He intends. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150215.mp3{/audio} (With apologies for the poor audio quality.)  ... read more..

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday. There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today.  First there is a new funny sign page.  You'll find "Sign Literacy" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/literacy... read more..

Ben Piershale explains that evidence is seen differently by different people but proof is something that only God can give to the individual.  ... read more..

Free admission for only $2.50 each. ... read more..

I sent that "Ancestry" site some information on my family tree and they sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over.... read more..

Nice guys don't finish last: they get honourable Mensch-in.... read more..

"It is peculiarly incumbent upon you who have strength to set a right example to others. I ask you to remember that you cannot retain your self-respect if you are loose and foul of tongue, that a man read more..

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break ... read more..

Jane had a system for labelling home-made freezer meals. She would carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf" or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables" or "Chicken and Dumplings" or "Beef Pot P... read more..

A goober went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the busy owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by r... read more..

There is a new funny dog video on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Dog Squeak" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-squeak Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

To the delight of his master, this dog cannot figure out where the squeak from his toy is coming from. ... read more..

"Our job is to love others, not wonder whether or not they deserve it."- Thomas Merton read more..

In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?... read more..

I split my favorite pants. RIP.... read more..

Two missionaries get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there.  A few minutes later, one of the mis... read more..

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to pre... read more..

A recently married man was walking with his father one day and said: "My new wife's cooking is so bad, we pray AFTER we eat!"... read more..

The gift of Jesus transforms the way we look at ourselves and others. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150208.mp3{/audio}    ... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! The Westside Bible Church website has been updated with recordings of my messages from the last two Sundays. You can listen to "How Sin Entered the World" (a response to S... read more..

David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it ... read more..

Apparently not everyone is fed up with telephone-answering machines. At the newspaper office where I work, we have several of them for different departments. However, while on the evening shift I ans... read more..

I'm back after two days of catching up following our annual meeting at the church on Wednesday night. It went great, but they sure do take a lot of work to get ready for! To make up for the lack of C... read more..

Whether you like to watch trains or not - this CN Rail train plowing through the snow is amazing footage!  Kudos to the guy who let the snow hit is camera in order to get the whole shot. &nb... read more..

"Actually, it should be The King and *ME*"- Rodgers & Grammarstein read more..

"If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die?"- Chickens read more..

"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs. read more..