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From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I've no idea. Every year when we... read more..

I've long maintained that the distinction between "professionals" and "amateurs" is often very slight, often amounting to little more than that the former are paid and the latter are not. This is in n... read more..

I overheard two children discussing their selection in the video area of a store. One boy took Disney's CINDERELLA off the shelf, pointed to the drawing of the title character on the cover, and said,... read more..

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Secured Load" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/secured-load Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

All loads should be secured. ... read more..

If you see me wearing an ephod, I'm just doing it to be Aaronic.... read more..

Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy; You’re welcome.... read more..

"It’s easy to love and serve a sexy church. But to love and serve a struggling one, that’s another level of Christ-likeness."- Whitney Capps read more..

I've got 3 TVs, cable and a satellite dish. I have 3 phone lines in the house, a cell phone and one in the car. I use 2 computers, 3 ISPs and a fax. I subscribe to two daily papers and one weekly one... read more..

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner: 15 minutes looking for assignm... read more..

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Cat Snowman" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-snowman Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

That's when Snowball realized her owners were nuts. ... read more..

The yogurt aisle is so confusing now: It's all Greek to me. read more..

Don't let success go to your head: Don't let failure go to your heart.... read more..

A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.... read more..

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.  She was stark naked!  As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my ... read more..

Approaching eighty-five years of age, Mrs. Lipkowitz finally decided it was time to give up her apartment in New York and move to Miami. She was given the name of a Florida realtor, who enthusiastical... read more..

Jack Benny and George Burns became friends when both were young performers working their way up through the vaudeville circuit, and they remained friends until Benny died. One day, they were lunching ... read more..

*Words and Questions From the "Wise"* I intend to live forever. So far, so good. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people read more..

A message that looks at how all followers of Jesus have a place in the church and how nobody should keep other followers of Jesus from belonging. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150125.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site.  You can listen to "A Plan for Troubled Times" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/a-plan-for-... read more..

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place. They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be out... read more..

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Time to Change Bakeries" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4hd I have also added new pages to some other sites that I have a role in. ... read more..

It's a sign you should change bakeries. ... read more..

I dropped out of communism class: lousy Marx.... read more..

"Secularism, materialism, and the intrusive presence of things have put out the light in our souls and turned us into a generation of zombies." - A.W. Tozer read more..

The only way I'm going to drop ten pounds is if I go shopping in England.... read more..

A boy was helping his mother bring the clothes in off the line as a storm threatened. As they brought in the last armload and closed the door, the boy waved his hand at the heavens and said, "Okay Go... read more..

A factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish I had twenty customers like you." "Wow, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted Smith. "Y... read more..

Oh, I think you have at least one. ... read more..