Monthly Archive

The cops came to my door today to say that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, but I told them they had the wrong house because my dog doesn't own a bike!... read more..

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." read more..

Thank you to everyone who has sent in suggestions to name the different web hosting packages being set up to offer through Cybersalt - especially the zany ones that made me laugh. Hopefully I'll get a... read more..

As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off b... read more..

Here is how to get a free 3D printer: Step 1: Buy a 3D printer Step 2: Print a 3D printer. Step 3: Return the 3D printer.... read more..

I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage.... read more..

The five-second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn't work if you have a two-second dog.... read more..

He had a sore back: that's why he was acting so disc hurteous.... read more..

When chopping a hot pepper... 1. Do NOT rub your nose... and if you do and it starts to burn... 2. DON'T put you finger in your nostril to rub it... AND IF YOU DO THEN BY ALL MEANS ... 3. DO NOT.... read more..

"Now is the time for us to stop seeking our own satisfaction and to pour out our lives before HIM."- Oswald Chambers read more..

Just the fact that word is in "pools" increases the potential margin of error. ... read more..

This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.... read more..

Today's edition of the Cybersalt Digest is issue #4000!  I know, I agree: "Get a life!" Actually, since I've begun my 2015 revival of many things Cybersalt, I've been reminded of how much I enjoy wor... read more..

You can't believe everything you hear. ... read more..

On Friday I had mentioned that my keys, all of them (car, apartment and church keys) had gone missing. There were 2 electronic key fobs, and keys that would not have been easy to replace that promised... read more..

"I find there are three stages in every great work of God: first it's impossible, then it's difficult, then it's done."- Hudson Taylor read more..

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does: that's why I think of jogging everyday.... read more..

I hear that somebody in Colorado put marijuana in the cattle feed. I hope they find out who did it; the steaks are high.... read more..

There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt site today.  It features some young boys teaching a lesson that some older men really need to relearn.  You will find "Hit her, hard" at:www.cybersalt.o... read more..

Hope these old tombstone epitaphs are still funny to you. Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. *****... read more..

Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He said, "The trouble with the world today is that some people have too much and others have too little. We must giv... read more..

"However you choose to pray for your children, just know that when you do this, it is a sweet fragrance to the Lord." - Whitney Lett  read more..

If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.... read more..

Here, let me show you how to micromanage.... read more..

After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he lef... read more..

Here's a powerful message for men, delivered by some young boys after they are told to slap a girl.  ... read more..

Spirituality that is misplaced in its seeking wearies both body and God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150104.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone!  There is a new devotional from Dr. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Everything New Gets Old Too Soon" at:www.cybersalt.org/adqr Enjoy the rest of t... read more..

I am not one to stay up New Year’s Eve to watch some celebrity drop the ball at Times Square at midnight. All year long I have to put up with people dropping the ball so I’m not going to make a specia... read more..

God Knows by Minnie Louise Haskins. And I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year: “Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown.” And he replied: “Go out into the darkness and ... read more..