Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1168

Waiting in Hope for God's Promise

Lindsay Hodges updates us on the work of Youth for Christ in Victoria and brings a message of hope in the faithfulness of God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140608.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1257

Being With Jesus

Being with Jesus makes the difference between living a life and living life for God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140601.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1518

Cybersalt News - May 28, 2014

A couple of you mentioned that you found it hard to read the Cybersalt News section of mailings when it's presented in white text on orange background. As you can see, I have changed the formatting to... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2931

Discipleship

As a new Ensign, I was assigned duty at the Naval Observatory in Washington, DC, and carpooled to work with a veteran Marine sergeant. One afternoon, I showed him a pair of brown shoes I had purchased... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2186

Quote #1404

“Thin religion is religiosity reduced to a single symbolic gesture. And once you reduce religion to that . . . you can project everything that you want onto that . . . thin religion isn't textured. It... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4414

Lumberjack Travels

"Be a lumberjack: Saw the world." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
3567

One-liner #0956

Look Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn't change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4518

Does It Hurt?

When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three oldest children and watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. The mom thought it would be a good starting p... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1208

Seeking the Rewarder

God exists and rewards those who seek Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140525.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1230

Making Life Plans

Learning to live within the limits of our lives is part of discovering God's plan for us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140518.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1451

Cybersalt News - May 13, 2014

I'm super excited to announce the beginning of some re-design on the Cybersalt Site! Over the next while you will notice that different areas have a much more user friendly way to be exposed to other ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
5684

Presbyterian Wishes

Harold wished his owners were Presbyterian. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2301

Decision

A group of junior-level executives were participating in a management training program. The seminar leader pounded home his point about the need to make decisions and take action on these decisions. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1834

Quote #1403

"What messes our life up most is the expectation of what our life is supposed to look like." - Ann Voskamp read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2437

One-liner #0955

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at a time.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2827

Burnt Out Starter

Finding a burnt out starter motor is a moment of wreck ignition.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4225

How To Speak English Properly

*How to speak English Properly* Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. It is wrong to ever split read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3106

What Time Is It?

On some air bases, the military is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day, on just such a field, the tower recei... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1379

Cybersalt News - May 12, 2014

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Towing Fail" at:www.cybersalt.org/3rdf And if your are looking for a new game to play with your friends, why not try the "... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7494

Towing Fail

Towing: You're doing it wrong. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3691

AMAP

The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee. "I see you have put ASAP down for the date you are available to start, meaning as soon as possible, of course. Ho... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6757

Revocation of Independence

Remember when the US election took so long to decide back in November of 2000?  Here's a classic joke from that time. London, 8th November 2000. To the citizens of the United States of America,... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2094

One-liner #0954

What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2832

Chip Apology

Sorry I ate all the chips: It was a snaccident.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1851

Quote #1402

"Smiling has always been easier than explaining why you're sad." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1212

The Motherhood Ministry Model

Motherhood is a ministry model for how we should treat others in the church. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140511.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 10, 2014

I added a really touching video to the ISN site today.  Michael Mullins is a 38-year-old diehard Boston Red Sox fan who has Down Syndrome.  He recently wowed the crowd at Fenway Park when he... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2344

Motherly Help

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to he... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1942

Quote #1401

"If you're bold enough to say you don't want your church to grow you should be the one who tells God to stop having kids." - @rev_norespect read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2521

Leaving Pamplona

"I’m leaving Pamplona, in search of no-bull pursuits." read more..