Monthly Archive

"I'm probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club." read more..

For those computer literate souls out there: ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI - System Can't See It DOS - Defective Operating System BASIC - Bill'... read more..

Spring is in air. I really have to stop trying to fix my own watch.... read more..

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Hush Puppy" at:www.cybersalt.org/3ruu Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

What my friend means to say is, "No, we haven't seen your shoes." ... read more..

"The God who created us is better than the God we've created." read more..

I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.... read more..

What's a Goober? Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've included a pict... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: www.cybersalt.org/3ruk Goober airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to everyone for your comments about the www.independentsportsnews.com web site that I have been helping develop these last number of months.  For those ... read more..

MIDDLESBROUGH, England - Yvonne Stubbs has decided to give up smoking, not for health reasons, but to help cure her pet dog's 20-a-day addiction to cigarettes. Her dog Patch, a Jack Russell, immediat... read more..

A little girl and a little boy were at daycare one day.The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Billy, want to play house?"He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"Sally replied, "I want you to co... read more..

"The degree to which we understand the depth of our own forgiveness is the degree to which we'll forgive others." read more..

Sheep may safely graze: bullets may not.... read more..

I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee.... read more..

Re: Rejected Rejection Dear Ms. Ezell: Thank you for your letter of July 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment&nb... read more..

In the midst of suffering, followers of Jesus can still live in hope, remembering that God has not abandoned them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140504.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or 'Hawaii.' So there they stood arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask a person that was walking by. So t... read more..

Here's a wonderful satire of online Christian dating sites. ... read more..

Greetings and salutations from the land of the lost - well the land of the lost in other things that is! Some of you have been inquiring about where on earth I am and wondering if something has happe... read more..

this article page is to feature the power of prayer faith to cast a mountain into the sea as taught by Jesus in Mark 11:23 read more..

God has set us free to live free.(With apologies for the poor audio quality of this recording.) Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140427.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

A look at the skeleton of basic mechanisms behind the need for Jesus to die for us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140420.mp3{/audio}... read more..

This is the world video premiere of Kelley Mooney's approved spiritual lyrical adaptation of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah". She was accompanied by the Chorale Voce dell' Anima at the Monument Lefebvre ... read more..

A look at the incredible reality of Who walked by in front of the crowd at the first Palm Sunday parade. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140413.mp3{/audio}  ... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb preaches from John chapter 4 and reminds us that at the end of a dead end road it's time so say, "Enough" and call out to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140406.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

The vast majority of Christian opposition to vaccinations is a fear based response to and/or misdirected passion for cultural myths and conspiracies. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140330.mp3{/au... read more..

These dogs have learned to not bite the slight of hand that feeds them.  ... read more..

To experience the rich banquet life that God has for us, it's important to trust in the righteousness He has provided for us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140323.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

To experience the rich banquet life that God has for us, it's important to reach out to those who cannot pay us back. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140316.mp3{/audio} ... read more..