Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Videos
Pastor Tim
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Homeless Veteran Time Lapse Transformation

This is a great reminder to have love for humanity.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 8, 2013

There haven't been any mailings for a few days because I was relaxing and enjoying a visit from my daughter, son-in-law, and grandson!  One of the highlights of the week was having them with me w... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
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Have Sex and Die - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #010

The Goldstream River salmon run spawns this reflection on Romans 13:13+14. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Golfing Seniors

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer too,... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Country Cemetery

A number of years ago my wife and I were living in Arkansas, where I was pastoring a church. Some friends came from Texas to visit. We drove them around to see the country side and drove by a country... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1395

"Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed."- Hoshang N. Akhtar read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Chess Set

I just pulled out my old chess set and found several of the small pieces missing. It looks like I need to make a trip to the old Pawn Shop. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0947

I think the discovery channel should be on a different channel every day. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Lingering Hug

We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight years of being a housewife, I had taken a job in a restaurant. When I returned home after my first day at work, I... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Hebrews Wrap Up - Part 1

The book of Hebrews wraps up with a number of practical encouragements and directions for followers of Jesus. Here is a look at the first number of them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm2013... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 2, 2013

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Tudoring" at:www.cybersalt.org/3x63 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Tudoring

Need help fulfilling your role in a Welsh dynasty? Call today! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Horseshoe Superstition

An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel Prize-winning physicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, and was amazed to find that over his desk a horseshoe was nailed to the wall. The... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1394

"Corporate worship is designed to take your eyes off you and have them filled with the beauty of the grace and glory of God." - Paul Tripp read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2292

Surgery Kit

  If you don't trust doctors then buy this new product. It's a home surgery kit called "Suture Self".   read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0946

I wish conversations were like user agreements where I could skip to the end and just agree. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Hair Curlers

My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. The other night she came into the Family Room as I was watching TV. I guess I stared at her funny because she said, "I just set my hair." ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 1, 2013

Happy November everyone! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Wedding Legs" at:www.cybersalt.org/3xky Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Wedding Legs

Fortunately for Angela, Greg was not a legs man. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Second Place Idiot

A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, "You're an idiot.  You have always been an idiot.  You'll always be an idiot.  If they had an id... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1393

"Neither the hair shirt nor the soft berth will do. The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet." - Frederick Buechner read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Polygraph Test

  Want to know if your parrot is lying? Give it a polygraph test.   read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0945

I don't have time to discuss all the lies in your name, jellyfishes. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Three Escape

Three women escaped from prison....one was a goober. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn, so they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three gunny... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 31, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Stubbornness!" at:www.cybersalt.org/3afw Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Stubbornness!

At least they're consistent! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Growing Up Speaking English

Some reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1392

Beware of half truths . . . you may get the wrong half. read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Gym Problems

I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0944

One day I'll look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home. read more..