Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4623

Eye Test Chart

When his eyes began to give him trouble, a man went to a ophthalmologist in Prague. The doctor showed the patient the eye chart, displaying the letters CVKPNWXSCZ. "Can you read that?" the doctor as... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1260

Cybersalt News - October 30, 2013

Cybersalt Shaker Episode #009 is now online!  Have a visit with me and my hot water tank by watching "Lukewarm" at:www.cybersalt.org/3adq Enjoy the rest of today's digest.... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4440

Lukewarm - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #009

A lukewarm hot water tank leads Pastor Tim into thoughts of Revelation 3:14-16. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3217

Whispering in Church

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church.  S... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2002

Grandpa's Prayers

Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he, typically, said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1570

Quote #1391

"A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time."- Anne Taylor Fleming read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3319

Cat Obsession

He said "Your obsession with cats is out of control. I can't handle it anymore." She cried, "You're kicking meeeowt?"... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2248

One-liner #0943

I bet the NSA's nickname for my mom is 'all caps in Florida'. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4015

Weight For Help

Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department, admiring a set of weights. "Pleas... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1278

Cybersalt News - October 29, 2013

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Car Fly" at:www.cybersalt.org/3aw8 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6677

Car Fly

I believe I can fly! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1955

Long Marriages

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1898

One-liner #0942

The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5823

Narcissism

Narcissists are people filled with self-pretty. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1737

Quote #1390

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3819

Popping Ears

Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few minutes when the elderly lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were po... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4724

Pull Over Cookies

Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave hi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1321

Cybersalt News - October 28, 2013

There is a new funny horse picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Horse Boat" at:www.cybersalt.org/3aa9 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
8502

Horse Boat

Some in the community were questioning brother Jakob's commitment. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3029

Speeding Rumors

A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one.  I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. O... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2036

Consistency In Mentoring

An English teacher often wrote little notes on student essays. Often she worked late, and as the hours passed, her handwriting deteriorated. One day a student came to her after class with an essay th... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1570

Quote #1389

  "How do you know if you are a servant? By how you react when someone treats you as one."- Dawson Trotman   read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7015

Brie Cheese

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie? read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2059

One-liner #0941

I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider’s web.... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
929

Helping Ourselves to Learn

There are a number of things we can do to help ourselves learn what God is teaching us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131027.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20131027.mp3"> ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1240

Cybersalt News - October 26, 2013

It's been a while since I added a new funny cat or dog picture to the Cybersalt Site, so I've added one of each today!  However, they go together and can only live in one directory so you will fi... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
7297

Cat and Dog Road Trips

We've all seen the difference between how dogs and cats ride in cars.  This explains so much! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1963

Volunteering

One of those physical fitness club franchises was preparing to enter the international market. They placed ads in newspapers all over the county for people who could represent them on a tour. The ad s... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1621

Quote #1388

"Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying a grudge the other guy's out dancing."  - Buddy Hackett read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3278

Drafts Folder

Every time I click on my drafts folder a window opens: it's cool! read more..