Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
324

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Cybersalt Digest last Chicken Thursday due to Grandma Cybersalt and I getting to spend some bonus time with our visitors. In this case, bonus time equals the ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
465

I’m Too Smart to be Stupid

After being married for over 50 years, my wife, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, knows more about me than I know about myself. At least, that's the perception I get from her actions. It must... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3159

Plane Seat

It was Judi's first plane trip. Boarding the aircraft she settled into a window seat in the quietest part of the plane. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat." "Go away and f... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2882

Bathroom Supply

In search of a new shower for our home, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store. We discussed our needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1981

Christianity Is a Crutch

By Reverend Isaac Unger - Used With Permission I clearly recall the day that one of my professors and I sat for several hours discussing the validity of Christianity's claims and the credibility of t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
338

Quote #2200

"There are two ways to read Scripture - the way a lawyer reads a will and the way an heir reads a will." - Alexander Whyte read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
315

One-Liner #1765

"She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said, 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair." - Red Skelton read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
397

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are enjoying a visit with our friend (my late friend's wife) and two of their children. It is bittersweet that Darrell is not here and I miss him so... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3441

Helicopter Ride

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
495

Dizzy Is As Dizzy Says

Several years ago, I had a heart attack, which surprised my family and friends, who didn't know I had a heart. I was not sure I had a heart either until that day it attacked me. What my heart had aga... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
362

Quote #2198

Faith can move mountains but don't be surprised if God hands you the shovel. - Unknown... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5134

Computer Cup Holder

This is the call a Tech Rep friend of mine took one day: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech Rep: "Yes, it is.  How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
8491

Bell Pun

Fran and Al were honeymooning in France, visiting all the historic sites. Today's highlight was to have been the visit to the famous bell tower at the Cathedral of Saint Lorraine near Nice. They had ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1604

Red Tape

A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had arrived, the nurse said it had. I asked if it was a boy or girl and... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
384

One-Liner #1763

The word queue is ironic - it's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
494

If Only I Had it My Way

Every once in a while, I have a little thought giggling in my brain to the effect that if only I had it my way. I don’t have it often, but I try to take it seriously when I do. My personal history is... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
339

Cybersalt News - July 30, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was not Digest last Chicken Thursday: I was just too tired to put it together. I feel a bit guilty about that because just as I was giving up for the day, our daught... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5439

Modern Day Proverbs

ON DEEP THOUGHTS: A day without sunshine is like night. ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES: There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane".  If you buy this, take it home, play it, and... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5273

Baseball Puns

Baseball was a well-established sport even in biblical times: Genesis 1:1 ... "In the big inning" Genesis 24:15,16 ... "Rebekah went to the well with a pitcher" Numbers 11:32 ... "ten homers" Seco... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1646

Passing Along Wisdom

"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, do fifty sit-ups, and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
371

Quote #2197

"People ask how I stay so positive after losing my legs ... I simply ask how they stay so negative with theirs." - Sgt Johnny Joey Jones read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
348

One-Liner #1762

Hike in groups; bears like to have options.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
314

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! The big news at Cybersalt World Headquarters is the "no news yet" as Grandma Cybersalt and I await news of the arrival of our 6th grandchild - due 3 days ago! We know it i... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
553

What’s a Whopper Got to Do with Anything?

After my heart attack, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage enacted a dietary regimen in accordance with improving my health. The theme of this dietary regimen is vegetables, vegetables, vegetabl... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
405

One-Liner #1761

U-Haul has the worst drivers of any company!... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
312

Careful When Drinking

To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun it's best to use subtle tea.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
339

Quote #2196

"Children are not a distraction from more important work; they are the most important work." - C. S. Lewis read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3677

Toilet Brush

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1575

Discipline, Serving

When our son Jimmy went to Navy boot camp, we waited impatiently for word from him. Finally we received a post card telling us he was doing well and we shouldn't worry. It went on to say that he was ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
414

Cybersalt News - July 20, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I received exciting news yesterday: the full amount of money has been raised for Pastor Suneel to come to Canada as a church planter. I am very excited about what this mean... read more..