Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2819

Karl Marx's Tomb

Karl Marx's tomb is a communist plot.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5272

Goober Hunters Flying

Two Goober hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting.  They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls.  The pilot came back as arranged to pic... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1732

Refs and Hot Moms

  This article page features a cartoon illustration of Song of Solomon for Referees read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1478

Young Stag

  This article page features Song of Solomon 2:9 paraphrased with a nightmare vision read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1974

No Condemnation

  This article page features a cartoon illustration of Romans 8:1 where there is no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2330

Acts Herod Worms

  This article page features a bible cartoon from Acts 12:23 where evil King Herod is struck down and eaten by worms read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1527

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
0

A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1110

Jesus' Better Ministry

Jesus' ministry as High Priest is better than that of the high priests descended from Aaron. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1296

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2013

Sunday greetings everyone. It's been an long time since I sent out a Sunday mailing.  The Westside Bible Church web site is up to date with recordings of my messages from recent months.  I'... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13273

More Church Bulletin Humor

*More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your fearIII. Displace your rear - Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. - If you would like to make a dona read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1342

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2013

There is a new page in the FunBlog today.  Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around?  You'll see what the bears are doing at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bears-play Enjoy the... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3532

Bears Play

Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around?  Here's what the bears are doing. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3133

Prime of Life

I'm in the prime of my life: in that 53 is an irreducible integer. read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1841

Family Moving

When my father-in-law decided to move after his retirement, he invited us to his home to take a few pieces of furniture he wanted us to have. One item was beautiful but very heavy - an antique dining... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4889

Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car

*Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car* 10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. 9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. 8. The hi-tech stereo system o read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1679

Quote #1372

“Don’t bother to give God instructions; just report for duty.”- Corrie ten Boom (1892 – 1983)... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1427

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2013

It's official!  The month of July saw record precipitation (zero) and a record 431 metric hours of sunshine (the equivalent of 3017 dog hours or 125 dog days of summer) at Cybersalt World Headqua... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1843

Idealism

My friend Julie and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Julie made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an envi... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1835

One-liner #0923

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute - I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2297

Phone Card

I tried to call you the other day from a pay phone, but I put in my donor card instead of my calling card. It cost me an arm and a leg.      ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1405

Quote #1371

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3863

Johnny In The Garden

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!"... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
278

Three Things Thursday [Vol. 19]

Ah how I love the miscellany I get to write about on Thursdays! From daily life to spiritual life to sarcastic reflections on pregnancy, it’s just so nice to have this outlet for sharing three t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1401

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, it's been a while (May 9) since the last Cybersalt mailing.  Here are some of the highlights that kept Cybersalt Headquarters humming. Our grandson visited us fo... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2928

Practical Marriage

A Pastor was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding.  An anxious old man met him at the door.  The pastor sat down to counsel him.  The Pastor asked several questions. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1808

One Nice Person

I was headed to Cincinnati Ohio. The plane was due to leave at 5pm. I was to connect to a flight from Charlotte, NC at 7:10, and from Charlotte fly to Cincinnati. It was raining. The flight was late... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1541

Quote #1370

"Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good."- C. S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2533

Type A Blood

They said I have Type A blood but it was a Type O. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1822

One-liner #0922

  “They all laughed when I said I’d become a comedian - well, they’re not laughing now!”- Bob Monkhouse   read more..