Monthly Archive - Results from #840

23 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

338

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! The big news at Cybersalt World Headquarters is the "no news yet" as Grandma Cybersalt and I await news of the arrival of our 6th grandchild - due 3 days ago! We know it i... read more..

What’s a Whopper Got to Do with Anything?

22 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

586

What’s a Whopper Got to Do with Anything?

After my heart attack, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage enacted a dietary regimen in accordance with improving my health. The theme of this dietary regimen is vegetables, vegetables, vegetabl... read more..

22 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

438

One-Liner #1761

U-Haul has the worst drivers of any company!... read more..

22 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

353

Careful When Drinking

To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun it's best to use subtle tea.... read more..

22 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

377

Quote #2196

"Children are not a distraction from more important work; they are the most important work." - C. S. Lewis read more..

22 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3721

Toilet Brush

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, ... read more..

22 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1614

Discipline, Serving

When our son Jimmy went to Navy boot camp, we waited impatiently for word from him. Finally we received a post card telling us he was doing well and we shouldn't worry. It went on to say that he was ... read more..

20 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

450

Cybersalt News - July 20, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I received exciting news yesterday: the full amount of money has been raised for Pastor Suneel to come to Canada as a church planter. I am very excited about what this mean... read more..

19 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

570

Ineffective Daily Affirmations

Thanks to Cybersaltine W. McLauren for sending these (I don't think he lives by or recommends all of them.) Ineffective Daily Affirmations -All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, s... read more..

19 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

558

The Princess Hath Thus Spoken

In December of last year, our second great-grandchild entered our family. Our first great-grandchild was a boy, and this one is a girl. Like all our children, grandchildren and great-grandson, this g... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

409

Mental Smell

Matt: I invented a thought-controlled air freshener. Mike: That's ridiculous. Matt: It makes scents when you think about it.... read more..

19 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

387

One-Liner #1760

I'm doing one of those escape rooms today ... well, work... I'm going to work, but trying to figure out how t get out of it.... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3094

Catching Fish

A guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish... read more..

19 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1837

Family History

A negative situation can always be given a positive spin if one uses different language to tell the same story. For example: You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let's sa... read more..

19 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

376

Quote #2195

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the Trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them." - Turkish proverb read more..

16 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

351

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I have been using my new computer for a couple of weeks now. It has helped me get more done in the same amount of time as my 10 year old computer would have taken. On... read more..

15 Jul

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

565

The Joy of a Son

This year, we celebrated our elder son's birthday on the 24th of April. It was a great day for us as we thanked the Lord and prayed for him. He cut the cake in front of the guests, and everyone congra... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4193

Formal Letter

At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English course. The teacher invited him to write a formal letter of complaint to the principal. I glanced at his lett... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2347

Archeologists

"Archeologists will date any old thing." - Douglas Helsel read more..

Simple Childlike Faith vs. Adult Sophistication

15 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3274

Simple Childlike Faith vs. Adult Sophistication

Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time, and she headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, ... read more..

15 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

386

Quote #2194

"We have suffered bereavement after bereavement, but we are going to the land of the immortal where graves do not exist." - Charles Spurgeon read more..

15 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

389

One-Liner #1759

About four minutes into my run, I've decided I want to work on my personality instead.... read more..

13 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

377

Cybersalt News - July 13, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's not much happening at Cybersalt World Headquarters these days except for work, work, work! My brain feels fried! However, it's not so fried that I would enter... read more..

12 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4779

Amish At The Mall

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slid... read more..

12 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

396

Quote #2193

I hope you heal from the things you still cry about when no one is watching. - Unknown... read more..

12 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

385

One-Liner #1758

One minute you are young and cool, maybe even a little dangerous, and the next minute you are reading Amazon reviews for birdseed.... read more..

11 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3311

Mental Test

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering of humor editors, and his host naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," he asked, "how... read more..

11 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4917

Banking Pun 2

The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banke... read more..

11 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1809

Number 1

The coach for the little league team had not yet learned the names of all the players, so he called them by the numbers on their uniforms. He yelled, "Number 5, your time to bat," and Jeff came to th... read more..

08 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

361

Cybersalt News - July 9, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Here's to the beginning of a new week. Last week had its business challenges here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, but God was faithful (no surprise there!) to His promise... read more..