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As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For fifty years Uncle J... read more..

Uncle Leroy got a job down at the broom factory. On his first day the straw boss (floor supervisor) calls ol' Leroy into his little office and says, "You the new man huh? What is yer name?" Leroy re... read more..

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming. There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today AND (hold on to your hats) it's got a cat in it too! You'll find "Christmas Ca... read more..

The escalator was broken, and the only way out of the airport was up a flight of stairs. I had a big suitcase and a sore knee. I began dragging my bag and was making a loud thud on every step when a ... read more..

"Choosing to live in carnality is like getting caught in a whirlpool. Wickedness gets more treacherous as one goes deeper." read more..

For most people when you lose your “khakis” you've lost your pants, but when you are from Boston and lose your “khakis” you can’t start your car.   read more..

Double-negatives are a no-no.... read more..

At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that was a perfect match for one of her husband's sports jackets. Soon after, while the couple was vacationing at a r... read more..

How to tell if your cat thinks Christmas is ridiculous. ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I do not drink alcohol - not because it is bad, but because so many bad things happen when people drink alcohol - case in point, the newest funny picture on the Cybers... read more..

A woman called the dean of the college that her freshman son was going to ans said, "I'm worried. I don't know who my son can hang out with. He doesn't have the kind of money all the other students ha... read more..

Curious koalas exploring space are Mars Snoopyals.... read more..

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard." read more..

"Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight."- author unknown read more..

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and, as he passed her pretzel stand, he would leave her a qua... read more..

One more problem we have beer to thank for. ... read more..

Today I am eating a big old humble sandwich with MAYAN-aise on it.  It turns out that all this time I have been using a picture of the Aztec calendar when referring to the Mayan calendar.  I... read more..

Morris realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesperson. "That depends," he said.  "They run from $2.00 t... read more..

Don't worry about mixing them up - it's not the end of the world.  ... read more..

I went to a movie . . . there and back again: This is becoming Hobbit-forming.... read more..

"The Mayan calendar predicts that December 21, 2012 will be the most annoying day on Facebook ever," read more..

An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband got out of bed and went into the living room (parlor) to answer the phone. His wife could hear him say, "Hell... read more..

"There are those who hate Christianity and call their hatred an all-embracing love for all religions." G.K. Chesterton read more..

One week before Christmas I am finally starting to settle into anticipation and soak in the Christmas spirit. I’m really glad because some years December is so hectic it feels like savouring Chr... read more..

I can't believe the end is coming on Friday - the end of Mayan calendar jokes that is!  Yes, there's a new funny doomsday picture on the Cybersalt today.  You'll find "Oreo OK!" at:www.... read more..

As a new employee for a discount brokerage firm, I went for a month of classroom training. Warning us about the volume of information we were required to memorize, one trainer suggested we make lots o... read more..

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."- Rita Rudner read more..

‎"Thankfully our Savior is not Santa Claus. He gave His best to us because we were not good."- Moe Bergeron... read more..

The girl came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she cried. "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank,... read more..

Another reason why Oreos make so many people feel better. ... read more..