Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20642 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3507

I'm Not Mayan

The Mayan calendar came up recently when we were trying to schedule our Christmas program. We wanted to be sure and do it before the 21st, just in case. However, I got our joking Music Minister when... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1647

Delegating

The featured guest on our local radio talk show was a woman who owned a home-cleaning service. After she described what her clients could expect, the program's telephone lines were opened to the audi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1180

Cybersalt News - December 17, 2012

We interrupt this Christmas season for a word about the end of the world, Mayan style! As you undoubtedly have heard by now, the Mayan calendar runs out this Friday, December 21, 2012.  It's the... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1466

Quote #1349

"A great many of those who 'debunk' traditional values have in the background values of their own which they believe to be immune from the debunking process."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2332

Jedi Master

Would you respect a Jedi master blinded by a stick? Not a single eye Yoda!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1925

One-liner #0901

Had the Mayans been any good at predicting the end of the world they would have seen the Spanish coming.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2966

Know Your States

The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10929

Mayan Weather Forecast

Here is this week's long range Mayan weather forecast. ... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
1736

Joy - Live It!

Joy is something to be lived - not something only to be felt. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121216.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1216

Cybersalt News - December 16, 2012

Sunday greetings everybody. Here's what's new on the Cybersalt site today. My Christmas message from last week is uploaded to the Westside Bible Church website.  You can listen to "Peace - ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3538

The Wedding Dress

Betty was soon to be married. More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding dress her mother was married in. Betty's mother was beaming with pride as she gave her consent. Later in the evening,... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2829

So, This Is How The World Ends

Since the election, there has been a lot of jibber-jabber by the kings and queens of jibber-jabber about some financial cliff we are facing. I have no idea what they are talking about, and I have a s... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
8025

Christmas Carols of Love Quartet

Here's a quartet of boys singing way beyond their years.  Enjoy this performance of "Christmas Carols of Love."  ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2592

Merry Christmas Back To You, Nina Grewal

This video from Canada's Parliament reminded me of how true politeness can refresh one's spirit.  It's far from the empty abyss of measured small talk we many times offer up when meeting people w... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1229

Cybersalt News - December 15, 2012

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "For Lease Graffiti" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/for-lease-graffiti Enjoy the rest of today's mailin... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1640

Motivating Others

John, a neighbor of mine, was annoyed because he had to search for his newspaper each morning after the paperboy tossed it. Often he would find it, covered with dirt, under the car in the gravel drive... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1519

Quote #1348

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."- Sir Winston Churchill read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2287

Prince Pudding

Never offer Jello to Prince William: you might be accused of pudding on heirs.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1717

One-liner #0900

I’m just glad it’s illegal to eat healthy during December. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3345

Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared." 2. "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door." 3. "I am writing on behalf of my si read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5647

For Lease Graffiti

Graffiti and puns - the worst combination! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1207

Cybersalt News - December 14, 2012

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today.  It's actually a picture I took of something I found at a mall yesterday.  You'll find "Bacon Canes" at:www.cybersalt.org/... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3127

12 Reasons I Stopped Attending Sports Events

Take some of the most common excuses for not going to church and use them to stop attending sporting events and here’s what you get: ~ Every time I went, they asked me for money. ~ The people I had ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1510

Quote #1347

“There is a big difference between what we have the right to do and what is right to do.”... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5462

Alphabet End

I can never make it to the end of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1761

One-liner #0899

"Tchaikovsky is probably my favorite composer that’s also a sneeze. " read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4437

More Insurance Claims

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet.  I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and s read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
4928

Bacon Canes

This is why the terrorists hate us. ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4879

Geese For Sale?

While my wife was out running some errands today, a guy phoned our house about the geese we have for sale. I told him we didn't have any geese for sale. He told me the number he had dialed.  I t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1181

Cybersalt News - December 13, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you miss yesterday being 12-12-12? If you did, cheer up because two years from now will be 12-13-14.  After that you'll have to find some other purpose to live. O... read more..