Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20642 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3719

The Truth Log

The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate with a bit of stowed-away rum. He got so drunk that he was still a little drunk the next morning. Later in the day, when the first mate had sobered up, he... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1445

Quote #1346

"A good conscience is a continual Christmas." - Benjamin Franklin read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3458

Shopaholic

Shopaholic: just following your in a mall instincts.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1824

One-liner #0898

"I'm an expert on Chinese food - when I eat it I only use one chopstick." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4225

Texan Expressions

For fun, try to use at least two of these in at work today. *A guide to a few of the more colorful Texan expressions:* 1. The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not overly-intelligent. 2. ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5251

Santa's Mouth

Who knew Santa had a potty mouth? ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1411

Cybersalt News - December 12, 2012

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Tree Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/tree-dog And, congratulations to my online friend, David... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1968

Honesty and Conscience

It's said that Abraham Lincoln once sized up the case of a prospective client as follows: "You have a good case, technically, but in terms of justice and equity, it's got problems. So you'll have to ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1491

Quote #1345

"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2509

French Pressed Coffee

Addiction to French-pressed coffee: may cause you to hit bodum.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2340

One-liner #0897

Life should have a purpose, however meaningless.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3517

Shy Visit To The Dentist

A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response. After the cleaning, the dentist was called in... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5113

Tree Dog

Ummmm, yeah . . . . I don't know how that happened. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
913

Cybersalt News - December 11, 2012

There are two more funny Christmas pictures on the Cybersalt site since I last sent a mailing out.  Here are the links to both of them:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/christmas-cake-su... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3051

Warning

Hey all, I am not usually in scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier to day and it is something I felt I ought to share.  I am sure that like minded pe... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1500

Quote #1344

"If God would concede me His omnipotence for 24 hours, you would see how many changes I would make in the world. But if He gave me His wisdom too, I would leave things as they are."- J.M.L. Monsabre read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2632

Horse Belief

Don’t believe in horses? You're a neightheist!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1930

One-liner #0896

"The colder the x-ray table the more you body is required on it." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3649

Cat's Guide For Human Care

More Excerpts from "The Cat's Guide To Caring For Your Human. Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures. And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upward... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5152

Christmas Cake Substitution

Ordering a cake over the phone has its challenges. ... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
1330

Peace - Get It!

The good news of peace at Christmas is God's offer of peace between Him and all who will enter into it.  Get it!  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121209.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3411

Football Tryouts

A football coach was asked how he picked a team from a bunch of raw recruits. "I hate to give away my secrets," he replied, "but I'll tell you. I take them out into the woods. Then, at a given signal... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1012

Cybersalt News - December 9, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone! Advent has begun and the recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site.  This Christmas I hope Christians everywhere w... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
30226

Light Chores

Jason was not allowed XBOX until he put up the Christmas lights.   read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1485

Lazarus Kill Him

This Gospel cartoon captures the irony of the priests wanted to kill Lazarus after Jesus raised him from the dead read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
996

Lazarus bad breath

This Gospel cartoon ponders what kind of morning breath formerly dead man Lazarus had read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1481

Lazarus Sleeping

This gospel cartoon retells the story of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1144

Lazarus who died

This Gospel cartoon finds Lazarus shortly after being raised from the dead by Jesus read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
995

Lazarus and the Rich Man

This Gospel cartoon shares the story of Lazasus and the Rich Man as told by Jesus read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
878

Lazarus Dies Again

This Christian cartoon states there will alwyas be cynics finding reasons NOT to believe read more..