Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20642 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Backpew
Jeff Larson
868

Lazarus Rise

This gospel cartoon retells the story of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
894

Simon and Lazarus

This gospel cartoon remembers the dinner party where Simon the former leper invites Lazaurs the former dead man read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1416

31 Weeks

I am sick, and this is by far the schleppiest I have felt for a bump picture. But I am not vain enough to dress up just for a picture, and I wouldn’t want to falsely glamorize pregnancy lest my ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
4872

Christmas Tree Rush

Billy was tired of waiting for his parents to go tree shopping. ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1357

A Cliche Come True

Sometimes as a Christian there are amazing and wonderful spiritual truths that lose their power because I become desensitized to them – I hear them so much I forget what they mean or play it off... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1231

Cybersalt News - December 4, 2012

I've made it easier for everyone to find Christmas jokes on the Cybersalt site by creating a separate area for them.  You can now get ready to be entertaining at your Christmas gatherings by goin... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
14861

End of Mayan Calendar

Several thousand years ago... Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!" Mayan two: "But it only goes up to 21.12.2012" Mayan one: "Ah don't worry about it we'll make a new one before then.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3008

Will to Marry

A millionaire informed his attorney, "I want a stipulation in my will that my wife is to inherit everything, but ONLY if she remarries within six months of my death.""Why such an odd stipulation?" ask... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2159

False Teachers, Following

The following caption was found written on a gravestone... "As I am now, you soon shall be, So be content to follow me." Then someone taped the following note on that gravestone... "To follow you ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1446

Quote #1343

"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2021

Stopped Selling

The supermarket has stopped selling tropical fruit: It's enough to make a mango crazy.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1789

One-liner #0895

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."- John Steinbeck read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3716

English Subtitles

The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong. * I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. * Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. * Gun wounds again?... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
6879

Carlos The Mailman

Carlos goes postal in his own, merry way! ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5531

Christmas Turkey

THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air;It knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a cornerand burst wit... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4892

The 12 Bugs of Christmas

Too many of us have had to deal with software problems and support like this! The 12 Bugs of Christmas - A Software Developers' Version 1. For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:See read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4195

The Night of Christmas

'Twas the night of Christmas, But I just couldn't sleep.I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheepThe leftovers beckonedThe dark meat and white,But I fought the temptation with all of my might read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2138

3rd Trimester – BAM!

This weekend it felt like the third trimester came out of nowhere, rifled through my cupboards and sat on my couch in ratty sweatpants eating all my favourite snacks. Does that make sense? It’s ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
6931

Iguana Greetings

Iguana wish you a Merry Christmas! ... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
1511

Hope - Show It!

This Christmas, don't be a snotty a-hole about the secularization of the holiday.  Instead, show the world the Hope Jesus gives you. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121202.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1004

Cybersalt News - December 2, 2012

Sunday greetings everybody! There is a new commentary by Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site today.  You can read "What Holiday Does a Holiday Tree Celebrate?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penm... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3037

What Holiday Does a Holiday Tree Celebrate?

I will confess right up front to a certain degree of confusion. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage will corroborate this confession. So many things confuse me; I am not sure where to begin, and on... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4053

MIT PHD

There's the story about the MIT student who spent an entire summer going to Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt.  Each day he was seen walking up and down the... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1330

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2012

Happy December everyone! Today's new page on the Cybersalt site is "Bitter Cake" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bitter-cake Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1716

Wedding Verses

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear." The bakery evid... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1572

Quote #1342

"Science can tell us how to do many things, but it can not tell us what ought to be done."- Author Unknown read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1792

One-liner #0894

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2958

Guiding Clark Kent

Clark Kent takes direction from his hat: It’s his Super visor.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3368

Investments

STOCK: A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $8.50. BOND: What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf clubs to invest in Ama... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5640

Bitter Cake

There was obviously still some bitterness over Ted's promotion. ... read more..