Monthly Archive

For every broken window there is a silver lining. ... read more..

You can always tell when the A-Team is in town. ... read more..

Shiela decided to just tell her husband the carburetor was flooded. ... read more..

Manchester plays the Giants tonight. ... read more..

Suddenly Jack wasn't so focussed on winning. ... read more..

When pirates retire. ... read more..

What John saves on gas, he spends on gloves. ... read more..

Jim was getting a long overdue explanation of how vanpools actually work. ... read more..

Harry's approach to being a mobile mechanic was unorthodox. ... read more..

Want to have coffee? Mrs. Cybersalt and I are heading to Washington State this weekend (and not because they just voted to legalize marijuana there.)  Susan is attending a worship conference in R... read more..

A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fing... read more..

"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."- C.S. Lewis read more..

"I'm not sure which pants to wear today - smarty or fancy?" read more..

"A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes." read more..

Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker. I heard him mutter, "How did you get ... read more..

The budget committee had really cut corners on the new parsonage. ... read more..

In the event of air sickness . . . ... read more..

Ben was an overachiever. ... read more..

Darth Vader's new office at Disney. ... read more..

Base security was so tight a mouse couldn't get in. ... read more..

Lizard got your tongue? ... read more..

As Bill grew old, physicians greatly restricted his activities, and it irked him enormously. A nurse had been hired to tend to his needs as he had now been confined to total bed rest. "Nurse, I would... read more..

It has been a while since I've had a new entry for "The Hall of Flames" - my collection of e-mails from people who are less than noble in their complaints about Cybersalt. Well, today there is a new o... read more..

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."- Martin Luther read more..

"I remember when I used to be nostalgic: I miss those days." read more..

"Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your kids." read more..

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for s... read more..

As many of you know, I have a seperate newsletter for jokes that I think are funny but that might not be the "cup of tea" others are looking for from a pastor.  Each mailing I send out on the Pea... read more..

Due to military cutbacks, the general could only afford a two door. ... read more..

Jessie didn't trust his car alarm. ... read more..