Monthly Archive - Results from #9360

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Not On Grass

The showdown between the deacons and the property committee was on! ... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4341

Multipurpose Sanctuary

Some multi-purpose sanctuaries are getting out of hand. ... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4753

Youth Group Lock In

Hartford Lake Methodist Church was serious about their youth group lock-ins. ... read more..

02 Nov

Videos

Pastor Tim

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The Uniqueness of Christianity

Are all religions the same? Watch this 11 minute video which answers just that. ... read more..

02 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 2, 2012

Sorry for the mix-up on October 31, when I accidentally sent the Pearly Gates mailing to all Cybersalt Digest subscribers. I wondered why so many people unsubscribed that day - I guess there is a reas... read more..

02 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1661

Lucky Saucer

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double-take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremel... read more..

02 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1330

"Without Jesus, the Bread of Life, you are toast.!!!!!" read more..

02 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3968

Laundry Day

It must be Laundry Day: I'm feeling all out of shorts.... read more..

02 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1603

One-liner #0881

I accidentally used aol.com to search for something today - I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future.... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Trading Caps

I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sur... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4208

Mom Eyes

This partially explains how your mom always knew what you were doing. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Horse Scream

Jenny planned to scream until she was horse. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6340

Hamburger Diet

Hank's diet allowed him one hamburger a day. ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4931

Roller Coaster Lift

Now available: Temporary Facelifts! ... read more..

02 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5544

Dummy Cutbacks

Cutbacks at the fire department were beginning to affect training. ... read more..

01 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The Next One

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."The next time came arou... read more..

01 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 1, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm in the home stretch for moving funny picture pages over to the new Cybersalt site. Here are links to the latest 6:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/school-memories... read more..

01 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1757

Just For Today

Just for Today ... .. smile at a stranger .. listen to someone's heart .. drop a coin where a child can find it .. learn something new, then teach it to someone .. tell someone you're thinking of... read more..

01 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1329

Murphy’s Law for Preachers: Law #1: If the weather is bad, church attendance will be down. Law #2: If the weather is good, church attendance will be down.... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3393

Willie Hit By Car

Breaking News: Willie Nelson hit by a car. He was playing "On the Road Again."... read more..

01 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1669

One-liner #0880

"Paperclips are staples for people with commitment issues." read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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County Employees

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station, filled his tank, and took a break by his car while drinking a soda. As he relaxed, he watch a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a h... read more..