Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20645 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3047

Second Time

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.  The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs.  Smith, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Lynda. She keeps getting these cravings, s... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1304

Cybersalt News - October 25, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - PST! Today I was inspired to move some more pages from the old Cybersalt Site to the new Cybersalt site.  There are 14 new Funny Car Pictures to check out.  The ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5437

Free Car Wash

Oddly enough, it was mostly tourists who got the free car wash. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
3807

Truck Skier

Jake Hated Line-ups at the Lift. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4013

Pickup Shade

Once she caught her husband, Becky planned to make him pickup around the yard. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
9880

Bucket Truck

Frank couldn't resist the $1,295.00 bucket deal. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4077

Driving Test Celebration

Lulu rushed home to tell her family about passing her driving test. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
9974

Ruined Ferrari

This paint job is actually a capital offence in Italy. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6769

Stretch Ferrari

Magnum P.I., eat your heart out. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4992

Bug Eating Man

Geoff was absent from work because he caught a stomach bug. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
3875

Car Stake Out

Officer O'Hara's first stake out revealed he needed training in blending in. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4113

Speed Trap 2

Officer Jenkin's speed trap was unconventional - but effective just the same! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
3344

Car Shoulder

What I MEANT was, "Pull over on to the shoulder of THE ROAD! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5611

Radar Detector

There's an easier way to avoid speeding tickets. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5546

Police Siren

When Deputy Carl responded to a call people in three counties pulled over. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6643

Police Blocks

The town hall meeting about the crime wave was going well. Meanwhile, outside . . . . . . ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1659

Dieting Dads

A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him. In addition to the healthy items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned with a box of sugar-laden cookies. The man not... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1517

Quote #1325

"When you need shoes for your kids, you go to the mall. When I need shoes for my kids, I go to my knees." - Cuban pastor read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2606

Free Batteries

For those interested Radio Shack is giving away dead batteries today free of charge.  ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1575

One-liner #0876

“The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn’t the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they’re hatching a dastardly plan.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7232

Questions Asked at National Parks

*Questions Asked at National Parks* *Everglades National Park:*Are the alligators real?Are the baby alligators for sale?Where are all the rides?What time does the two o'clock bus leave? *Mesa Verde read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3141

1 800 Heaven

A lot of people have tried to come up with gimmicks and programs to get God's attention.This Bible Cartoon about a prayer hotline reminds us that even angels could not come up with a better access to ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1425

Demons Tremble

This Bible cartoon reminds us that even though the horror movie industry always shows people terrified of demons, demons fear God even more. James 2:19 says that demons believe in one God and tre... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1015

Count The Cost

Count the cost of following Jesus before committing to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1053

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2012

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today.   The first one is a new entry in my CybersaltShaker blog.  You'll find "Good-Bye Bang" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/good-bye-b... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3404

Elephant In A Hole

There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza, dear Liza.  There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza an elephant!  ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1632

Tradition

The church I serve has a summer ministry at a chapel. At our first service last summer, the chairman of the board of deacons met me at the door with the information that there were no offering plates ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1449

Quote #1324

‎"Busyness in the Kingdom does not make up for neglect of the King."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2524

Gnu Salesman

"I've got good gnus and I've got bad gnus", said the gnu salesman. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1625

One-liner #0875

"Silence is golden unless you have a toddler - then, silence is just suspicious." read more..