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"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes." read more..

* FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. * I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone. * I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was, "Always". * What is a f read more..

This video reminds us it's not that hard to make people's days happier.  ... read more..

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Bike Lock Sandals" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bike-lock-sandals Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Randy's heart wasn't in theft prevention - but his soles were. ... read more..

A man walked into a very expensive bakery shop where they specialized in making cakes to order. "I'd like you to bake me a cake in the shape of the letter "S," he said. "Can you do that?" "Why certa... read more..

The minister of a well-attended, strong, and enthusiastic church often showed himself ready and able to deal with any situation that might come up. One Sunday, just as the minister was reaching the c... read more..

My father died on Jan 02, 1995. He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell to me to collect his mail. I didn't expect much really, since my sisters and I had been careful to notify his bank, i... read more..

"The quality of faith a person has is irrelevant, it is the object that that faith is placed in that is significant." read more..

"Well, I'm off to Home Depot - need to buy a couple of large pails for some outside chores, a medium pail for some inside washing, and maybe a small pail for taking to the beach. And there you have it read more..

"The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own." read more..

Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his interview, the inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track? Benny read more..

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to everyone in the great white north! There is a new funny cat picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Cat Laxatives" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictur... read more..

That's when little Tiger found the laxatives. ... read more..

During the minister's prayer, one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, "Gary, whatever made y... read more..

"In the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship. And an read more..

"A toothache is a pain that drives you to extraction." read more..

"The worst part about sharing a name with someone famous: you're always telling people, no, I'm not THAT Batman." read more..

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a ... read more..

Giving thanks is saying "Good gift!" to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

*Laws of Computing* * When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. * When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. * The read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a Rev. James Snyder article featured on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Early To Bed, Early To Rise, Makes A Man Want To Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org En... read more..

On their way to get married, a young couple was involved in a fatal car accident.  The two found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. Wh... read more..

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Hygiene Date Help" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/hygiene-date-help There is also a new FunBlog entry on the site as ... read more..

Chad was a bit blurry on how hygiene could help land him a date. ... read more..

A passenger train was creeping along painfully slowly when finally it creaked to a complete halt. One passenger saw a conductor walking by outside and yelled, "What's going on?" "Cow on the tra... read more..

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.” - Rene Descartes... read more..

Cats everywhere resting securely now that Curiosity is far away on Mars.... read more..

The Swiss Army could totally dismantle the Swedish Army if they just added an Allen wrench to their knives.... read more..

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon... read more..