2001 - Monthly Archive

23 Dec

News

Pastor Tim

5112

Christmas Greetings 2001

Dear Cybersalt List Members, First of all, my apologies to those of you who are on more than one of my e-mail lists and will receive multiple copies of this message. I have no easy way to s... read more..

01 Dec

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6465

George Bush Texas Limo

Re-election benefit #43 - 4 more years of using the Texas Presidential Limo. ... read more..

01 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

5255

Not In The Cards

I once heard a comedian express the following commentary about psychic hotlines: "If these psychics are so good then why do they have to ask what your credit card number is? Shouldn't they just know?"... read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3712

George Bush Air Force One

Re-election Benefit #65 - 4 more years of using the reconfigured Air Force One. (click here for another perk) ... read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4073

Air Force One

Yes, George W. has been making a few changes! ... read more..

15 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2532

From One Generation to Another

This November I am turning 36. That means I was born in 1965. According to many that also means that my generation has had no defining moment. I disagree. We may have had no Pearl Harbor, but we did... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3420

September 11 Update

Dear Cybersalt.org List Members, All Cybersalt.org lists will continue to be silent tomorrow, Friday, September 14, to observe America and Canada's National Day of mourning following the attack on Ame... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3420

Day Of Mourning

In response and reaction to today's events in New York City, all Cybersalt.org e-mail groups will be observing a day of silence and mourning tomorrow, September, 12, 2001. ". . . . .a time to weep an... read more..

07 Sep

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

6666

New Socks

The other day I decided to treat myself to something I had been saving for a long time - a new pair of socks. Some time ago after making a large new sock purchase, I buried away in the back of a draw... read more..

20 Aug

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2945

Too Good To Be True

Pssst, buddy, want to buy a watch? Some offers just seem too good to be true. At least that's what Glen and Gloria Sims, of Turnersville, New Jersey thought. Back in June they received a phone call i... read more..

09 Jul

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2147

Obstacle Illusions

The return of summer has also meant the return of an interesting phenomenon at a beach near where I live. On the hottest summer days, light traveling from nearby ocean-going freighters is refracted ba... read more..

29 Jun

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2454

Open Your Own Gift

This week I heard of as awkward and frightening a situation that any man could face - pinch hitting for an expectant mom at a baby shower. You see, down in Florida there is a work place that had plan... read more..

09 May

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3417

Fly Me to the Moon

My hat is off to Dennis Tito! Mr. Tito is the California, mega-millionaire type who recently became the first earthling to take a vacation that was truly and literally out of this world. For a mere 2... read more..

10 Apr

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3451

Move Closer

In one of the gardens in my backyard, I have a flowerbed with poppies growing in it. (No, not that kind of poppy) I don't even plant them now because each fall they reseed themselves. When spring come... read more..

09 Mar

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

4125

Time To Twinkle

Just over a week ago, from the time of my writing this, I experienced the strongest local earthquake that has occurred since my moving to Canada's shaky left coast four and a half years ago. When it ... read more..

12 Feb

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3377

Worldwide Revival

Recently, after the purchase of a "new to us" TV, my family and I can now watch a local station which features Christian content. It has been an interesting addition to my regular cue of channels to s... read more..

12 Jan

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

4064

Driver's Seat

Recently, while recovering from a brief period of being under the weather, I let my wife drive on a trip to her sister's house. Like most men, I prefer to steer when we travel together. It has nothing... read more..