2002 - Monthly Archive

23 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2919

The 3 stages of man

The 3 stages of man:He believes in Santa Claus.He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.He is Santa Claus.but don't forget the 4th stage....He LOOKS like Santa Claus.... read more..

12 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

6056

Charity Begins After Christmas

The return of December marks the season when many will observe Christmas with the trimming of a tree in their living room, the hanging of colourful lights around their homes, and the decorating of the... read more..

21 Aug

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

6967

Fish In A Rain Barrel

Last year our part of the world experienced a serious drought. To help with water conservation I set up a plastic rain barrel. This year, with the drought a distant memory, it has been nicely filled b... read more..

18 Jun

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

4967

Welcome! Go Away.

Recently, my wife planned a date night out for the two of us: dinner and then a concert featuring a jazz pianist she particularly enjoys. When the actual night arrived, we made the hour-long drive to ... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Jokes

2770

Swerving Goober

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the goober lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"The woman replied, "Oh officer, I'm so g... read more..

30 Mar

Clean Jokes

3050

List Management

Here is the list member's response - which is today's CleanLaugh.First the explanation behind it. A list member, who recently asked for instructions on how to manage her Cybersalt list subscriptions ... read more..

23 Mar

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2340

Adopt Me

The British Columbia Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) has recently changed policies regarding the euthanizing of unwanted animals. They are no longer going to kill animals that ... read more..

21 Mar

Clean Jokes

3027

Calling For Technical Support

Calling For Technical Support (sound familiar?)------------------------------ Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring.... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring...Ring... Ring... Ring... R... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Jokes

2920

Vacuous Goober

It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"The Goober thought for a time and the... read more..

23 Feb

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

6549

Crow ala Truck

The last while I have started a Wednesday Night tradition immediately following our mid-week prayer and Bible study meeting - garbage man. Just before leaving the church to go home, I grab the full ga... read more..

18 Jan

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

4456

Shop Carefully

There are two things that you should not do if you see me in a supermarket. The first thing is get behind me in a checkout line. You can be most certain that the lady just before me is going to try to... read more..