2003 - Monthly Archive

27 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2807

Four Letter Surgery

Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling."I'm ok but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered."What did he say," asked the nurse.... read more..

10 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

9921

My Dog Has Fresh Water

Each night before I go to bed, a part of my evening ritual is to check to see if our dog needs her water bowl topped up. Though routine and mundane in nature, it is a spiritual experience for me... read more..

29 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3008

Lost Hunting

My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they got lost. Uncle Joe reassured his buddy, though. "Don't worry. All we have to do is shoot into the air thre... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3088

Dads

My mother and I returned to my parents' house late one evening to find my father, my college-age brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast asleep.Mom had forgotten her house keys, so we knocked... read more..

18 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3077

Getting Fat

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"I replied, "Yes, ho... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2871

How To Please Your I.T. Department

How To Please Your I.T. Department [A quick check list for those who need to make contact.] 1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,... read more..

20 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2255

Waterproof

As I write, we are experiencing record rainfall in British Columbia. One small village, 75 kilometers away, received just under 16 inches of precipitation in 24 hours. This great volume of water falli... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2667

Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #3

Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT'Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?All computers wait at the same speed.Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.Go ahead, make my data!Smash fo... read more..

08 Sep

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2218

Resting And Starting

(September 8, 2003.) I could not believe my ears. Just days before I had written September's prayer guide cover saying that my family and I had every reason to believe that my daughter was cured of h read more..

04 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2508

Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #2

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN... read more..

14 Aug

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2298

Dad At A Distance

(August 14, 2003 - for the next in this series of devotions regarding my daughter's cancer click here.) I would like to begin this devotional by thanking everyone for their calls, cards, kind comment read more..

01 Jul

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2766

God Is There

(July 1, 2003 - for the next in this series of devotions regarding my daughter's cancer click here.) The recent diagnosis of the spread of cancer in my 14 year old daughter has left me with a greater read more..