Monthly Archive

2004

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 418 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

09 Sep

Peggie's Den

Pastor Tim

4968

4 min read

A Blue Ribbon Bundle from Heaven!

God has always kept His promises to me--with many a surprising twist or turn along the way. An unexpected vacation to change my life. A career to exceed my plans. A loving husband to fulfill my dreams... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6234

One-Liners

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left the... read more..

08 Sep

Joshua Goodling

6252

6 min read

CoWorkers Are People Too!

When I was building the new website for my speaking services, I wanted some references and quotes from people who knew me. I wrote to one of my previous managers and asked him to write me a short para... read more..

08 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3581

Lodge Meeting

The wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left.She said, "Hon, I thought you were going to your lodge meeting.""It was postponed." he replied. "The wife of the Gran... read more..

07 Sep

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

5924

2 min read

California Speedway - A New Tradition

For more than half a century NASCAR drivers and fans have planned their Labor Day weekend around the Southern 500 at Darlington Raceway. No more. This week NASCAR started what it hopes will become a n... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4447

Signs Your SUV Is Too Big

Signs Your SUV Is Too Big~ The last time you took your kids to a Monster Truck pull the parking attendants directed you right onto the stadium racetrack.~ When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock ... read more..

05 Sep

Dr. Harold McNabb

4836

8 min read

Psychoceramics: God Loves Cracked Pots

A few years ago, my family visited the city of Delft, outside Amsterdam. That is the center of fine Delft pottery with its trademark blue and white pattern. We took the tour of the ceramic factory the... read more..

04 Sep

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

5549

3 min read

I Know Who Killed Jesus

(Originally written February 26, 2004) I saw Mel Gibson's movie "The Passion of the Christ" yesterday. I know who killed Jesus. I did. Of course I knew that before seeing Mel's movie because I have read more..

04 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2948

Illegal Turn

A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited."Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said."Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said. "The poli... read more..

03 Sep

Barb's Mantle

Pastor Tim

4758

5 min read

Stress Relief

In today's world, we go about things in such a manner, we are usually running around in circles. One thing is pulling us one way, another thing, another way. We spend our time worrying if we are going... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2957

10 Minutes Alone

After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks."All right, ladies, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor. "If you could have ten m... read more..

02 Sep

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4338

3 min read

Going Home With The Gold

The games are over. The winners have gone home with their medals, the losers with their shattered dreams. Watching the Olympics, I was impressed when the underdogs won and thrilled when Canadians di read more..

02 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4264

Thoughtful Sidney

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. "Sidney thought of everything," she told them. "Jus... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3325

Bathroom Break

On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that ... read more..

01 Sep

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

5164

2 min read

Carl Edwards - From Truck To Cup Racing

"I discipline my body like an athlete, training it to do what it should." I Cor. 9:27 (NLT) Michigan International Speedway saw an abnormal number of caution flags Sunday. Most of them were from read more..

01 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4551

New Boater

This past summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, a fellow new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't get his b... read more..

01 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3087

Strange 911 Calls

*Strange 911 Calls*A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share a hotel room and there weren't enough towels.A man called 911 and said: "Please connect me to Switzerland."A l read more..

31 Aug

Dr. Harold McNabb

4382

7 min read

How To Entertain An Angel

For those of you I haven't told, my grandson says he saw an angel in our worship one Sunday.Micah is almost 3 and his parents have raised him to know that Jesus loves him, and I guess he also knows ab... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3326

Clothes Hamper

I asked my two-year-old to take his dirty clothes and put them into the hamper. He looked puzzled, and I explained, "You know; it's the place where we put our dirty clothes before they're washed." M... read more..

30 Aug

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4942

2 min read

The Olympics

"For no one can lay any other foundation than?Jesus Christ. Now anyone who builds on that foundation may use gold, silver, jewels, wood, hay or straw. I Corinthians 3:11-12 (NLT) Athens has fore read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2948

Goober Compensation

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberTwo goobers were talking.One was explaining to the other how ... read more..

27 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4507

2 min read

G.I. Excuses

The General went out to find that none of his GIs were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran t... read more..

27 Aug

Barb's Mantle

Pastor Tim

5806

3 min read

Temporal Versus Eternal

'A woman's house is her castle'. And you just don't bother a woman's castle. I'm speaking from a woman's point of view. Many of us have things we cherish, and want to keep. We put them away, and forge read more..

27 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2997

Perfect Mate

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sin... read more..

26 Aug

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

5811

3 min read

Praying with Our Eyes Open

The waitress placed a large bowl of salad in the middle of the table and handed plates all round. Spence and I chatted with our friends for another few moments, while the waitress poured tall glasse read more..

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3076

Where's Mommy

One evening after dinner, a five-year-old boy noticed that his mother had gone out and he asked his father, "Where did mommy go?" In answer to his question, he was told, "Mommy is at a Tupperware par... read more..

25 Aug

Peggie's Den

Pastor Tim

7725

7 min read

All Aboard MRS. Noah's Ark!

A Hurting Word... Now we all know it was MR. Noah who built the ark and bossed the ark--with the Lord's help, of course!! But it's Mother's Day, and we also know that behind every successful man, the... read more..

24 Aug

Barb's Mantle

Pastor Tim

5386

3 min read

Acceptance

Acceptance Weekly devotional by Barbara Sanders Everyone wants to feel wanted, to be accepted. Many spend a lifetime trying to gain acceptance in one way or another. They worry about what ... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3015

Distraught Senior

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doct... read more..

22 Aug

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4127

3 min read

Excuses, Excuses

Teachers hear all kinds of excuses. Like this one - "You cannot hold me responsible for knowing the material on this test, as I was sleeping during all of your lectures. As you did not wake me up, read more..

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