2004 - Monthly Archive - Results from #240

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3089

Maid Mother

For all their lives, my three sons have been told they have to do their chores around the house. "I am NOT the maid" is a phrase they've heard many times. When my oldest went off to college, he call... read more..

16 Sep

Sandra Boyte

Pastor Tim

9031

What Love Does

Love holds on.Love is strong,Never wavers, never bends,Is truer than any friend.Love survives.Love always tries, Never ceases to amaze,Lives beyond any grave.You may ask why love tries,Gives its all, ... read more..

15 Sep

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

5773

Finding Myself at the Top of the Ladder

"Do you know where I am?" "Where am I going now?" I've been hearing these similar questions lately, asked with the same heart-wrenching look of confusion and a trace of fear. I've seen and heard read more..

14 Sep

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

5392

Phew

Phew (fyoo ) ? an interjection used to express fatigue, surprise, disgust or relief. For example: ?Phew, I am so tired I have just got to sit down!? ?Phew! When that tire blew it scare... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4201

Things Dogs Should Try to Remember

Things dogs should try to remember: The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even though I haven't got a chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it. I do not need to suddenly sta... read more..

13 Sep

Dr. Harold McNabb

4402

No Throwaway People

Luke 15:1-10 In this week's news a fifteen year old Calgary Alberta girl gave birth in her bedroom while her siblings watched TV. She put the baby in a trash bag at the curb. No one, including her mo... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2899

Military Wisdom

*Military Wisdom*"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."-Army's magazine of preventive ma read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4456

Last Words Heard

3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say... read more..

12 Sep

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4380

An Exciting Discovery

I made an exciting discovery yesterday. I got so excited about it I called my husband into the office so I could show him. He smiled indulgently but looked like he thought I was overreacting just a bi... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3312

Late For Class

At the prestigious university there was a clear hierarchy that outlined how long one was to wait for a class to begin if the professor were absent. A full professor rated fifteen minutes. An associate... read more..

11 Sep

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

5102

Cosmic Junk?

Greg's response to a letter which asserted there is no qualitative difference between animals and humans. Let me sum up my thinking on this. My point was not that all of math historically is discover... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3161

Farewell Song

There was a woman who spent some months serving God in Kenya. On her final visit to a remote township she attended a medical clinic. As the Maasai women there began to sing together, she found hersel... read more..

10 Sep

Barb's Mantle

Pastor Tim

5880

Life Is Not A Bowl of Cherries!

Life is not a 'bowl of cherries' - far from it. Sometimes it's the pits, but not the cherry itself. Life has a 'flavor' all it's own, just like the cherry, and it's not always sweet. Sometimes we expe... read more..

10 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

25889

Spiritual Gifts

During the French Revolution, there were three Christians who were sentenced to die by the guillotine. One Christian had the gift of faith, the other had the gift of prophecy, the other had the ... read more..

10 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3965

Dalmation Role

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started ... read more..

09 Sep

Peggie's Den

Pastor Tim

4866

A Blue Ribbon Bundle from Heaven!

God has always kept His promises to me--with many a surprising twist or turn along the way. An unexpected vacation to change my life. A career to exceed my plans. A loving husband to fulfill my dreams... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6114

One-Liners

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left the... read more..

08 Sep

Joshua Goodling

6128

CoWorkers Are People Too!

When I was building the new website for my speaking services, I wanted some references and quotes from people who knew me. I wrote to one of my previous managers and asked him to write me a short para... read more..

08 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3466

Lodge Meeting

The wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left.She said, "Hon, I thought you were going to your lodge meeting.""It was postponed." he replied. "The wife of the Gran... read more..

07 Sep

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

5804

California Speedway - A New Tradition

For more than half a century NASCAR drivers and fans have planned their Labor Day weekend around the Southern 500 at Darlington Raceway. No more. This week NASCAR started what it hopes will become a n... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4332

Signs Your SUV Is Too Big

Signs Your SUV Is Too Big~ The last time you took your kids to a Monster Truck pull the parking attendants directed you right onto the stadium racetrack.~ When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock ... read more..

05 Sep

Dr. Harold McNabb

4721

Psychoceramics: God Loves Cracked Pots

A few years ago, my family visited the city of Delft, outside Amsterdam. That is the center of fine Delft pottery with its trademark blue and white pattern. We took the tour of the ceramic factory the... read more..

04 Sep

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

5441

I Know Who Killed Jesus

(Originally written February 26, 2004) I saw Mel Gibson's movie "The Passion of the Christ" yesterday. I know who killed Jesus. I did. Of course I knew that before seeing Mel's movie because I have read more..

Top 17 Inspirational Messages Not Heard at Work

04 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4284

Top 17 Inspirational Messages Not Heard at Work

(17) There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up". (16) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. (15) The light at the end of the read more..

04 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2838

Illegal Turn

A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited."Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said."Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said. "The poli... read more..

03 Sep

Barb's Mantle

Pastor Tim

4650

Stress Relief

In today's world, we go about things in such a manner, we are usually running around in circles. One thing is pulling us one way, another thing, another way. We spend our time worrying if we are going... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4573

Mr. Sugarbrown's Daughter

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday Sc... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2867

10 Minutes Alone

After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks."All right, ladies, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor. "If you could have ten m... read more..

02 Sep

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4223

Going Home With The Gold

The games are over. The winners have gone home with their medals, the losers with their shattered dreams. Watching the Olympics, I was impressed when the underdogs won and thrilled when Canadians di read more..

02 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4168

Thoughtful Sidney

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. "Sidney thought of everything," she told them. "Jus... read more..