2004 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

"Getting Ready For Jesus" (A Children's Sermon)

27 Nov

Dr. Harold McNabb

7256

"Getting Ready For Jesus" (A Children's Sermon)

Hi, I am glad you all came for this Sunday's Kids Camp re-union Sunday. It's a special day too. Today is the first day of what we call "Advent". Advent is when we begin the celebration... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5580

Fish Tattoo

As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery. One patient had some type of fish tattoo on her abdomen. "That sure is an unusual looking whale," I commented.... read more..

How To Spend A Romantic Evening At The Parsonage

26 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3609

How To Spend A Romantic Evening At The Parsonage

In reviewing my schedule last week, I noticed one glaring omission. At the moment I was rather shocked at this lapse, however, I took some comfort in the fact it was not intentional. The lapse in our... read more..

26 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2989

Political Faith

Politicians have a constant need to be diplomatic. Witness this candidate for the Senate who traveled to a small town community to address the single church there. Unfortunately, he had forgotten to... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4284

In A Few Moments

So far today, Lord, I've done all right; I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent.I am thankful for that, Lord.In a few moments, Lord, t... read more..

25 Nov

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

2908

The Saints, the Signs and Old Route 66!

A Hurting Word...It's Grandparents' Day every day when you have grandkids (so I hear)--so let's go down memory's lane with Grandma and Grandpa this week! We find ourselves on the old Route 66, famous ... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4079

Sam's Fishing

A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else. Whereas the other guys would only catch three or four fish a day, Sam would come in from the la... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7854

Drag Racing Moped

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005 Turbo Z123DX. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin... read more..

24 Nov

Dr. Harold McNabb

3488

People Think That Jesus is Cool

Colossians 1:15-20Some of people of Colossae had some beliefs that we would consider pretty strange.They seemed to believe that the god who created the material world was an evil god, not the on... read more..

23 Nov

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

5258

Late Fall

"?Give it one more chance?"Luke 13:8 (NLT)The brilliant red, yellow, and orange leaves that make fall so beautiful did not materialize at the normal time where I live this year. Sighs read more..

22 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5544

One Seat Allowed

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."The m... read more..

Pastors and politicians; It's my party, I'll cry if I want to.

22 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4383

Pastors and politicians; It's my party, I'll cry if I want to.

Gary Hemsely was running for some county political position ? I've forgotten which one now. What I do remember is that he was a member of my church at the time.Sometimes a pastor can get between the R... read more..

22 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2969

Canine Complex

A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem."Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a do... read more..

21 Nov

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4815

Thanksgiving

Thursday is Thanksgiving, a time to give thanks for all those blessings we have received throughout the year. But, I digress. Remember all the things you (and I) have complained about during the year?... read more..

21 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4684

Quotes From 11 Year-Olds' Science Exams

The following are all quotes from 11 year-olds' science exams:"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.""When you b... read more..

21 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7647

Worm Stubborn

Little Josh was brought to Dr Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days. Dr Gill offered him all the goodies he could think of. No luck. He tried a little scolding. It didn't work. A little pl... read more..

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4891

Radio Transmission

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.{**Radio conversation released by the Chief of N... read more..

20 Nov

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4969

Dedication Day

"Now glory be to God! By His mighty power at work within us,He is able to accomplish infinitely more than we would ever dare to ask or hope."Ephesians 3:20 (NLT)Sunday was Dedication Day for read more..

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3561

Flu Prayer

A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to pray for his mother who had been very ill with the flu. The pastor knew the family and was aware they had been... read more..

19 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4643

Going to Disneyworld

"Hey Grandpa!, can you make a noise like a frog?""I think I can do that. Why?""'Cuz Dad says when you croak, we're going to Disneyworld" read more..

19 Nov

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

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Living There Makes All the Difference.

When my husband and I moved to Saskatchewan, we thought we'd moved into a hair dryer. The wind that blew off the prairie that August was incessant, hot and dry. I remember standing on the back step of... read more..

18 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4426

How To Tell That You Are Getting Old

This week I celebrate another birthday, which brings me to that auspicious milestone where I am right between 52 and 54. A person only comes to this stage of life once, so I am going to make the mos read more..

18 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3100

Aerobic Dismay

Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I walked into a room filled with much younger women and decided to combat my nervousness with humor."I'm here t... read more..

17 Nov

Dr. Harold McNabb

4063

The Rockies May Crumble

Luke 21: 5-19It wasn't that long ago that scientific theories for most natural phenomena were founded on a theory of "gradualism". That's not the name, but reflected our views of the natural... read more..

17 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4636

Owed to Spell Checquer

OWED TO SPELL CHECQUER Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeathe... read more..

17 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3055

Chicken Farming

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4761

A Job Worse Than Yours

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a Cal pharmacologist developed a suppos... read more..

16 Nov

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

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Jimmie Johnson Wins Again

"We are confident of all this because of our great trust in God through Christ? Our only power and success come from Him." I Corinthians 3:4,5 (NLT) Under the lights for the first time, Jimmie Johnson read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3032

Card Reader

"Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny."My mother can," Danny replied."Really?""Yes," Danny told her, "she takes one look at my report card and can tell me exactly what will h read more..

15 Nov

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4109

In A State Of Frenzy

Psalms 46:10 "Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth."We are living in the fast lane, folks; no doubt about it! Roads we used to travel a... read more..