April 2005 - Monthly Archive

Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns

30 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4025

Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns

Tuesday last I awoke from my nightly slumber with terrific pain in my chest, much like an elephant break-dancing on my chest. It was painful just to breathe, but like the trooper I am, I shrugged it o... read more..

29 Apr

Rev. Spence Laycock

2846

The Comfort of the Visible King

Robert Louis Stevenson once described a storm that caught a vessel off a rocky coast and threatened to drive it and its passengers to destruction. In the midst of the terror, one daring man, contrary ... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3826

What "Guy" Phrases Really Mean

"I'm going fishing."really means..."I'm going to go and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "Woman driver."really means..."Someone who doesn't speed read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3582

Change Help

A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it where he'd w... read more..

29 Apr

Misc

2111

Contemporary Christian Music

I am reading a book called "Why I Left the Contemporary Christian Music Movement". It is written by a former worship leader. I have to say it is very eye opening. It has revealed somethings, i woul... read more..

28 Apr

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

3668

Lifelong Lessons For Making Mama Happy!

This one’s for "mamas" all over the world. Now you may BE a mama or be RELATED to one--and I THINK that means us all, so don’t tune out ’til I’m done talking...doesn&... read more..

28 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7834

Missing The Obvious

One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 ft, but the g... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5848

Moose Hunters

Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska. They have a good hunt, and both manage to get a large moose. When the plane returns to pick them up, the pilot looks at the animals... read more..

27 Apr

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3916

Cause for Celebration

Happy Birthday! It's a phrase we all hear once each year as we celebrate another milestone on our journey. We hear it from family, friends and colleagues. We hear it in restaurants as the waiters and ... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3096

Wallet Thanks

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his wor... read more..

Are You a ?Perennial? Or ?Annual? Christian?

26 Apr

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

5018

Are You a ?Perennial? Or ?Annual? Christian?

Today, my daughter and I refurbished her flower beds. You can imagine how they looked, having been left all winter. She began early this morning to pull out weeds. Later in the day, I began helping he... read more..

26 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5364

Seeing Eye Dogs

Two men are walking their dogs. The first guy has a doberman, and the second guy has a chihuahua. They walk down the street and stop at a restaurant. "Man, I could really go for a snack," says the ... read more..

26 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3373

Doctor Mistake

During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted doctor was asked by a reporter: "Doctor, did you ever make a serious mistake?""Yes, was the reply, "I once cured a millionaire in three v... read more..

26 Apr

Misc

Pastor Tim

2678

Just blank

This is Pastor Tim - ignore this blog entry. I am testing something (well someone has to!) ... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5030

Goober Horseback Riding

A goober decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted & the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a s... read more..

25 Apr

Dr. Harold McNabb

4311

How To Be A Brick

The rock group, Pink Floyd, have a song entitled, "Brick in the wall". The lyrics are simple. There is only one stanza that repeats itself. It goes like this: We don't need no education. We don't need... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2983

Namesake Care

While I was serving as a chief master sergeant at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier City, La., my son and namesake was also serving there. His two month old son, whose name was the same as ours, wa... read more..

A Key In Hand Is Worth A Thousand On My Desk

24 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4005

A Key In Hand Is Worth A Thousand On My Desk

A key fault I have, and I can only talk about one fault at a time, is the tendency to get busy. I often find myself chasing my own tail. What I will do with it when I catch it is beyond my understandi... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3425

Late Excuse

Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story this time, Harry?" his boss asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."Harry sighed, "Everyt... read more..

23 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4422

World's Easiest Test

Here is the world's easiest test. You should be able to get 100% on this one. 1. How long did the hundred year war last? 2. Which country makes Panama hats? 3. From what ani... read more..

23 Apr

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

3469

Read The Report

Reports, reports, reports--do you ever get weary of reports? We do welcome the good ones-- a clean bill of health, a child's great report card, an income tax refund. We cringe at the bad ones--a scary... read more..

23 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3267

Bank Name

Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday."Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted."It's your account, darling,... read more..

23 Apr

Misc

Teresa hauber

2721

Extermination ?

The cartoon for the day really inspired this blog thought...We live in a world where monsters abide along side the rest of us..Men and women so warped they do the most heinous things to the most innoc... read more..

23 Apr

Misc

3076

Painting

Well, the creative juices are churning again. :p I have began painting in Kincaid's room. I shooed everyone out of the house last night and got about 2 hours of work done. My idea is to pain... read more..

22 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4650

Things That Make You Go "Ummmmmmm????"

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to become troubled and insecure? Is there anoth... read more..

22 Apr

Rev. Spence Laycock

3765

The Day That Heaven Was Emptied Out

How twisted man can be in following some of the most basic plans of God for life. Take marriage for example, there are endless examples of man missing the point and somehow ending up with absurdity. T... read more..

22 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3026

Unsubscribe Directions

To Unsubscribe From The CleanLaugh ListThough I know you all enjoy being on this list, should you ever want to unsubscribe from it please follow these simple instructions.To unsubscribe from this serv... read more..

21 Apr

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3664

A Grand Spectacle of Promises

At a certain time of day, early in the evening, I make sure the curtains on the windows in our living room are open. I don't want to miss the spectacle. Yes, right here in Ponoka, there's a grand spec... read more..

21 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3166

Boy or Girl

Man: "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?"Bystander: "It's a girl; she's my daughter."Man: "Oh, please forgive me sir. I had no idea you were... read more..

20 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5865

Stork Reunion

A man took his little boy to the zoo for the very first time. Each time they would see a new animal the little boy would ask, "What's that?" And each time the father would explain. When th... read more..